The snow can be blamed on a high concentration of homosexuals

Posted on 21 Mar 2010 at 7:58am
Snow in my backyard covers a pile of wood from downed trees from last storm
Snow in my backyard covers a pile of wood from downed trees from last storm

Today is the first day of spring and it snowed in Dallas. Again. Some areas had as much as 5″. And I know why.

Homosexuals.

In 2001, my good buddy Jerry Falwell blamed lesbians, gays and others for Sept. 11. Falwell said:

“I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way — all of them who have tried to secularize America — I point the finger in their face and say “you helped this happen.”

By choosing Ellen Degeneres to host the Emmy Awards, Pat Robertson blamed the New Orleans native for Hurricane Katrina:

“By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath.”

James Hartline, a convicted felon turned evangelist, blamed torrential rains in Southern California as God’s special punishment against San Diego for hosting an LGBT pride conference.

Scott Lively of Abiding Truth Ministries blamed gays for the genocide in Rwanda. Lively is one of the instigators of the Uganda genocide bill.

So I’m in good company. I’m blaming all the snow in Dallas this winter on homosexuals. What other explanation can there be? Global climate change? Not proven. Only 98 percent of scientists believe the evidence. Just something that happens every once in awhile? I’ve lived in Dallas for 30 years and it’s never happened since I’ve been here and I only believe that what I’ve seen where I am at this moment is what can’t be blamed on homosexuals.

But in the tradition of “blame the homosexual,” a specific person or event needs to be specifically cited. Any suggestions?

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