Look, if something happens to me, I'd rather my kids were raised by a heterosexual couple rather than a gay couple, all things being equal. I just believe a mom and dad is better than two dads or two moms. I don't believe this, I just know this. I'm an atheist, it's not a religious thing, it's a nature thing. Whenever I say this, someone says, "Oh, so you'd rather your kids be raised by a bigamist, junkie uneducated, white trash, racist heterosexual couple versus a very loving, well-to-do gay couple?" I'm like, "No, it's everything being equal. Exact same house, school district, minivan. If the gay couple is a little bit richer and a little bit better and live in a little bit better school district, I'd give the kids over to the gays."
—Podcaster Adam Corolla, the racial profiling supporter who's out promoting his new completely non-misogynist book In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy, on how he's writing his will [via]