Go to DallasVoice.com to score complimentary fundies, lube and more

Don�t let recession anxieties spoil Valentine�s Day.

If you go online to DallasVoice.com, you can get a hot and sexy gift bag of goodies for your sweet honey. For free!
But you had better be quick � only 20 gift bags available.

What�s inside the gift bag?

� A soft and stretchy pair of body-hugging Undergear Low-Rise Briefs (retails for $12.99).

� An Undergear or International Male T-shirt: (sizes medium and large).

� A hunk-a-licious 2008 Undergear calendar.

� An Undergear catalog (also known as the Male Stripper�s Fashion Bible).

� A bottle of silicone-based K-Y Intrigue personal lubricant (retails for $20): Super-slick, long lasting and never gets sticky. And if you�re negotiating a long-distance romance, K-Y Intrigue comes in a 2.75 oz bottle, which means it�s small enough for carry-on luggage at the airport.

� And a Dallas Voice coffee mug.

Do not! call the Dallas Voice offices with questions about the gift bag. You must view the online edition of this article: URL: Dallasvoice.com/artman/publish/article_7971.php
At then end of the article is an e-mail address. E-mail your name and phone number. We�ll respond to let you know when you can pick up your bag. Happy Valentine�s Day.

� Daniel A. Kusner

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GET THE GIFTBAG
E-mail us at freestuff@dallasvoice.com
Tell us your name and phone number
We�ll respond to let you know when you can pick up your bag. Happy Valentine�s Day.

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GET NAILED: DALLAS-MADE Freebies � especially for the ladies
Jenny Walker, pictured, always laughed at the phrase, �Only hookers wear red nail polish.� And in 2005, the North Texas native started Naughty Nailz, her own nail varnish line.

Walker has way too much fun with product names: There�s �Red Thong in Divorce Court,� (true red), �Nipple Biter� (deep purple), �Spank Me, I�m Naughty� (iridescent baby-pink) and �Creamy Climax Dream� (silvery white). Walker also sells bottles of �I�m on Bottom� (base coat), �I�m on Top,� (top coat) and �Get Hard� (nail hardener). She�s still working on her next release: �Get Off� (nail polish remover).

Naughty Nailz (retails for $7.95 a bottle) and is sold at the ZaSpa at Hotel ZaZa. Walker�s celeb clients include Jessica Simpson, Marilyn Manson and Tommy Lee.

For Valentine�s Day, Walker is giving Dallas Voice readers free bottles of her sapphic-inspired hue: �Lickalottapus,� (hot-pink matte).

� D.A.K.

For more information, e-mail Jenny@NaughtyNailz.com

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GET SOME NAUTGHY NAILZ POLISH
E-mail us at freestuff@dallasvoice.com
Tell us your name and phone number
We�ll respond to let you know when you can pick up your bag. Happy Valentine�s Day.

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HANG OUT AT AN UNDERGEAR PHOTO SHOOT
Undergear knows how to pimp out their stable of hotties.

You know those mouthwatering, heat-packing catalogs they crank out? Well, Undergear is inviting you to watch them being made. If you go to Undergear.com you can enter a contest to hang out with the models during a shoot.

The winner also gets a three-day trip for two to New York City, which includes a shmancy dinner, Broadway tix and transportation. Runners up get Undergear gift cards.

� D.A.K.


This article appeared in the Dallas Voice print edition Friday, February 8, 2008.