Cassie Nova • 06-16-17

Posted on 16 Jun 2017 at 7:55am

Cassie has some ideas Hey, y’all. Have you ever had an idea of something that could possibly make you rich, or at least you thought, “This idea could change the world.” Cuz I have them all the time. Most of them are complete bullshit but some of them I think are pretty good. I have […]

Girl on girls • 06-09-17

Posted on 09 Jun 2017 at 7:40am

Jenny Block goes camping When I first heard about A-Camp I knew I needed to go. A-Camp is the brainchild of Riese Bernard, and an outgrowth of her site Autostraddle, a wildly inclusive, feminist, online, queer community for women. A-Camp, open to a broad cross-section of orientations and identities (18 and over), is filled with […]

Ask Howard

Posted on 02 Jun 2017 at 7:25am

How to do the wrong thing right Double-FF, BDSM, CB-6000, W/S, NSA and K-9: For dear Howard’s audience, such coded abbreviations require no decryption. Honestly, it’s a uniquely amazing pleasure to enjoy a readership engaged so imaginatively in admirable discretions-of-confidentiality — simple, wholesome, good country folk, churchgoing… oh, you filthy, twisted city fuckers! Let’s get […]

Cassie Nova • 05-26-17

Posted on 26 May 2017 at 7:25am

Hey, y’all. Hope you are all having a wonderful freakin’ day. So last week, as I was leaving to go to work, I saw a pretty big tarantula walking through my back yard. Not a big deal to us — we see three or four each year out here in Midlothian. I grabbed a big […]

Cassie Nova • 05-12-17

Posted on 12 May 2017 at 7:20am

Everyone’s stupid sometimes   Hey, all. You ever have one of those weeks that remind you of how stupid you really are? I have for sure had those, including this week. Let’s start with last Monday. I was getting ready for my show at JR.’s and I stepped into the bathroom to put on my […]

Ask Howard

Posted on 05 May 2017 at 7:40am

How to do the wrong thing right As always, whenever unsure of how to guarantee your question will be selected by Howard for publication, never underestimate the mesmerizing allure of that age-old, gay favorite topic eternal—cock size. Everybody loves reading whether or not their own erection measures up, or down, in the bedroom-prowess department; moreover, […]

Cassie Nova • 04-28-17

Posted on 28 Apr 2017 at 7:25am

On ugly babies, moms and exes The past few weeks have been an amazing whirlwind of fabulousness. Between Easter in Lee Park and the Texas premiere of A Very Sordid Wedding, I have been a busy party girl and I have a couple of quick stories to tell you about each one. First, picture it: […]

Cassie Nova • 04-14-17

Posted on 14 Apr 2017 at 7:20am

Cassie says, haters gonna hate Hello, all. I am really confused and frustrated with the world. I guess we all are, about many different things. This week I am frustrated by people getting offended by every little thing. I pride myself on being funny. I get that some folks don’t think I am. I am […]

Ask Howard

Posted on 07 Apr 2017 at 7:25am

How to do the wrong thing right The most famous verse about springtime ever penned — “April is the cruelest month” (thank you, T.S. Eliot) — was apparently coined not in reference to, say, taxes being due or allergy season descending on us, but rather to all lads whom one meets in high spring being […]

Cassie Nova • 03-31-17

Posted on 31 Mar 2017 at 7:20am

Cassie tells a ‘Very Sordid’ tale Hey everybody. As many of you know, I have a small part in the sequel to Sordid Lives, A Very Sordid Wedding. I play Cassie Nova, a loud, rude drag queen. Huge stretch, I know. They had the premiere of the movie a few weeks ago in Palm Springs, […]