Cassie Nova

Posted on 21 Aug 2015 at 7:30am

Who has an awesome life? You know what, my gaybies? My life is pretty awesome. I don’t say that in a flazeda Facebook post trying to convince the world and myself that my life is better than it actually is. I say it because all I have to bitch about are ridiculously petty things. You [...]

Ask Howard

Posted on 17 Jul 2015 at 7:40am

How to do the wrong thing right Dear Howard, I succumbed the other night in finally agreeing to go out with this totally moronic, 6-foot-5 pro athlete from New Orleans who’s been jonesing to date me now for, like, six months. All my star-fu**er drooling “friends” kept haranguing me, “Duh, hello? Who cares what he’s [...]

Ask Howard

Posted on 03 Apr 2015 at 7:25am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor Dear Howard, I’m a solidly middle-aged, happily married (20-plus years now) gay man. At what point are the temptations to cheat on one’s spouse supposed to end? It just seems the older I get, the more I get hit on, constantly, by ever-younger [...]

Billy Masters • 02-27-15

Posted on 27 Feb 2015 at 7:07am

Billy recaps the Oscars, good & bad How can I start an Oscars column without talking about Lady Gaga, pictured. I knew she was classically trained, but was taken aback by her singing of the medley from The Sound of Music on Sunday night. If you thought you were knocked out of your seat at [...]

Cassie Nova • 02-20-15

Posted on 20 Feb 2015 at 7:35am

Invisible queen? Meet ninja Cassie! I have a confession to make: I was a teenage ninja. Maybe a little explanation is in order. It was the late 1980s and my best friend/ brother-from-another-mother, Mike, was obsessed with movies like American Ninja, Enter the Ninja and Revenge of the Ninja. So I, wanting to be “like [...]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 05 Feb 2015 at 11:30pm

Cassie schools clubgoers about how to attend a drag show Hello all. I think it is time for a little schooling on the do’s and don’ts of watching a drag show. Have you ever been to a show and had to deal with that annoying drunk who just won’t sit his or her ass down? [...]

Billy Masters • 01-30-15

Posted on 29 Jan 2015 at 11:30pm

Even in death, Whitney creates buzz While I was in Fort Lauderdale, John Travolta was chatting up a stranger in a Planet Fitness in Ocala, Fla. At 3 a.m., Justin Jones thought he’d work out in an empty gym when a familiar-looking bald man approached him (coincidentally, I met Kirby in kind of a gym). [...]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 22 Jan 2015 at 11:30pm

Love me, love my animals I have been bitching a lot recently. I have complained about the youth of today, the lack of great quality music and my feet hurting — just your general “things that annoy me” stuff. Well not this week. This week I am only going to talk about awesome things, like [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 15 Jan 2015 at 11:30pm

Globes recap! Snooki on B’way? While we’re already two weeks into the new year, in Hollywood the year doesn’t really begin until awards season, which was kicked off last Sunday with the Golden Globes, hosted for the final time by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. It was a lackluster showing — with one exception. Though [...]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 09 Jan 2015 at 6:00am

What’s up with kids these days? 2015 is off to a bitch of a start. It’s not that anything bad has happened to me (knock wood), it’s just that I seem to get more easily annoyed than way back in 2014. I know I am going to sound like some old fart by saying this, [...]