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Posted on 23 Sep 2016 at 7:45am

How to do the wrong thing right   Always, I receive loads upon multiple loads of various “size” questions — way too many to answer them all. And for mysterious, unfathomable reasons, most all of your measurement questions, dear readers, come at me as the seasons first begin to change; hence, with the “official” arrival […]

Girl on Girls

Posted on 09 Sep 2016 at 8:00am

Jenny Block doubles down on the games people play when dating It sounds really simple. And it is. And it isn’t. So many people wonder why they can’t meet someone great — someone smart and sweet and honest and funny and kind who they’re attracted to. I have a philosophy about that. It’s all the […]

Cassie Nova • 09-02-16

Posted on 02 Sep 2016 at 7:25am

  Haters gonna hate, but not Cassie… at least, not anymore Hello, my babies! I hate to say it, but I use the word “hate” a lot. I say, “Oh my God, I hate him” or “She is so annoying — I hate her.” Well, I have decided that I am really going to work […]

Cassie Nova • 06-17-16

Posted on 17 Jun 2016 at 8:00am

Let your Pride flag fly — gay or nerd Howdy, y’all! As most of you know, June is National Gay Pride Month. So I say we celebrate by being super gay all month. Wear rainbow clothing every chance you get. Even if you are in business attire, I want you to have on either hot […]

Ask Howard • 05-20-16

Posted on 20 May 2016 at 7:20am

How to do the wrong thing right We have quite of lot of angst this month over young men looking for daddies and daddies looking to be taken as something other than a wallet with a penis. Let’s get right to it. Dear Howard, I’ve a fossil-crush on one of my SMU professors. He’s, like, […]

Ask Howard • 04.22.16

Posted on 22 Apr 2016 at 7:20am

How to do the wrong thing right Dear Howard, My new man is a Virgo bear, I’m a Pisces cub. We’ve only dated two months, but he’s asked me move in already, and is even hinting at marriage the day I pass my GED. I probably do love him, I guess, but here’s the rub: […]

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Posted on 01 Jan 2016 at 7:25am

How to do the wrong thing right Dear Howard, You may file this question of mine to you, Mr. Howard, under the tagline heading of, “Happy Marriages Equal Chubby Bliss.” My new wife and I got happily and legally married the first chance we could back in June. I’m almost ashamed and mortified to admit […]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 21 Aug 2015 at 7:30am

Who has an awesome life? You know what, my gaybies? My life is pretty awesome. I don’t say that in a flazeda Facebook post trying to convince the world and myself that my life is better than it actually is. I say it because all I have to bitch about are ridiculously petty things. You […]

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Posted on 17 Jul 2015 at 7:40am

How to do the wrong thing right Dear Howard, I succumbed the other night in finally agreeing to go out with this totally moronic, 6-foot-5 pro athlete from New Orleans who’s been jonesing to date me now for, like, six months. All my star-fu**er drooling “friends” kept haranguing me, “Duh, hello? Who cares what he’s […]

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Posted on 03 Apr 2015 at 7:25am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor Dear Howard, I’m a solidly middle-aged, happily married (20-plus years now) gay man. At what point are the temptations to cheat on one’s spouse supposed to end? It just seems the older I get, the more I get hit on, constantly, by ever-younger […]