Cassie Nova

Posted on 27 Jun 2014 at 7:45am

Karma chameleon: This diva can take it as good as she gives Hey, y’all. It’s me, Cassie Nova, superstar of the Rose Room and all around badass! I’m here every other week to answer some of life’s most difficult questions. Just kidding. I’m really here to talk a little B.S. and entertain. So once again, [...]

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Posted on 27 Jun 2014 at 7:25am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor askhoward@dallasvoice.com Dear Howard, I recently visited a former college roommate of mine from UT now living in Denver. After a few six packs and tokes, we got to talking about sex. Then he started bragging that he’s been to bed with over 1,000 [...]

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Posted on 25 Apr 2014 at 7:40am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor askhoward@dallasvoice.com Dear Howard, My stupid, Jesus-freak boyfriend — a pet supplies’ retail wizard by weekday and drag queen by weekend nights — always tells me there are just two types of people:  the “true believers” and the “illusionists.” Every time I ask him [...]

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Posted on 31 Jan 2014 at 7:35am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor askhoward@dallasvoice.com Dear Howard, I recently started dating someone who describes himself as a Christian even though we met, naturally, on Grindr. Every week, he teaches little kindergarteners from his church something called “Vacation Bible School.” The only thing religious about this man is [...]

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Posted on 06 Dec 2013 at 8:00am

  Dear Howard, Would you mind please revealing what the most given reason is that you, personally, receive from people who justify not coming out voluntarily as gay in this day and age, especially now that we’re well past those HIV “automatic” death-sentence, dark ages of the ’80s and ’90s? — Frank Dear Frank, I [...]

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Posted on 11 Oct 2013 at 8:00am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor askhoward@dallasvoice.com Hey, Howard, Can you tell me, please, what does “PDA” stand for? My boyfriend keeps griping at me because I won’t ever give him any “PDA.” I feel like such a confused idiot for not being able to figure this all out, [...]

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Posted on 21 Jun 2013 at 12:00pm

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor askhoward@dallasvoice.com Dear Howard, Me and my boyfriend have been together for six years. We’re supposed to be monogamous, but instead I’d call the current state of our relationship something more like monogamish. I travel a lot, and we’re sort of at that stage [...]

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Posted on 31 May 2013 at 10:15am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor askhoward@dallasvoice.com Dear Gayward, First off, man, are you incapable of answering any relevant questions that don’t involve either penises or perversions? Secondly, why does your column focus on stuff only to do with homosexual, helter-skelter hogwash? I have a totally non-sexual/non-gay question for [...]

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Posted on 19 Apr 2013 at 12:15pm

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor askhoward@dallasvoice.com Dear Howard, How does the saying go? You can fool all the people some of the time, some of the people all the time, but you can’t fool all the people all of the time. Well, put me in the category of, [...]

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Posted on 08 Mar 2013 at 9:45am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor askhoward@dallasvoice.com Dear Howard, I’m 22, hot looking with a monster endowment — I’m talkin’ horses move back! My goal is to fall in love with a rich man someday soon — only a rich man — and to “marry” him. My friends call [...]