Cassie Nova

Posted on 28 Nov 2014 at 7:25am

Hello everybody. I hope you all had an awesome Thanksgiving. The season of over-indulgence has definitely begun. I should probably just go ahead and buy a pair of stretch maternity pants now. You know how old people can predict the weather by how their bones feel? Well, I have turned into one of those old […]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 14 Nov 2014 at 7:20am

Cassie introduces a new feature: Her Random Thoughts. Be afraid Hi-ho, everybody! Last weekend, after my show in the Rose Room, a guy cornered me and said, “I would love to know the things that run through your brain.” I asked what he meant. He just looked at me and laughed and said, “Cuz you […]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 31 Oct 2014 at 7:45am

A mind is a terrible thing to waste Hello to all my ghouls and gays! Happy Halloween! Hope your dark holiday has been full of fun and fright (as you can tell from my photo, it’s been hell on me). A few weeks ago, I wrote about feeling stupid. Well, I recently realized something. It’s […]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 17 Oct 2014 at 7:30am

It’s Halloween, when all you bitches can get your drag on! It is my favorite time of year: Time for haunted houses, cooler weather and girls (and twinks!) dressed in their sluttiest costumes. I swear, y’all turn anything into a “ho” costume. Last year, I saw a slutty Chucky, Freddy Kruger in a thong and […]

Ask Howard

Posted on 10 Oct 2014 at 7:25am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor Dear Howard, I’m 21 and afraid of now going to Hell for becoming a “practicing” homosexual recently — I just began dating a very nice guy I met on a Christian dating site: Advice? — Ty Dear Ty, As a legally grown […]

Ask Howard • 09-19-14

Posted on 19 Sep 2014 at 5:55am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor Dear Howard, Is it fair to date a man I don’t really like that much only because he’s rich? — Clay Dear Clay, To whom are you directing this question’s moral dilemma, exactly: yourself, or the loaded sugar daddy you’re hoping to marry? […]

Ask Howard

Posted on 22 Aug 2014 at 7:25am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor Dear Howard, I have a twin sister. We’re both gay but we haven’t told our parents yet. We’re 17. When do you think would be a good time to come out to them? We have an older sister that’s 21 and heterosexual; […]

Cassie Nova • 08-08-14

Posted on 08 Aug 2014 at 7:35am

Cassie loves being gay (good thing) Hi-dee-ho, homos (and homo-friendly fans)! Have you ever thought to yourself, “Thank god I am gay”? No offense to my straight friends, but we are awesome. If I would have been born a straight guy? Ugh! How boring! I love being gay. We just seem to have more fun. […]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 25 Jul 2014 at 7:40am

How do you address a drag queen? Cassie Nova here, y’all, and I am ready to dish up some old school wisdom in this fast-paced, one-click, I-need-it-now, A.D.D. world. Oh, look! A squirrel! Thanks to the many of you that have sent me questions. If I haven’t gotten to yours yet, I hopefully will soon. […]

Ask Howard

Posted on 18 Jul 2014 at 7:30am

How to do what’s wrong right Dear Howard, I’ve seen an ad on TV hosted by Bono claiming that for just 40 cents a day, we can save a person in Africa living with AIDS. Only 40 measly pennies? Then why in the heck do my meds in Texas cost me, monthly, more than $1,500? […]