Cassie Nova • 06-17-16

Posted on 17 Jun 2016 at 8:00am

Let your Pride flag fly — gay or nerd Howdy, y’all! As most of you know, June is National Gay Pride Month. So I say we celebrate by being super gay all month. Wear rainbow clothing every chance you get. Even if you are in business attire, I want you to have on either hot […]

Ask Howard • 05-20-16

Posted on 20 May 2016 at 7:20am

How to do the wrong thing right We have quite of lot of angst this month over young men looking for daddies and daddies looking to be taken as something other than a wallet with a penis. Let’s get right to it. Dear Howard, I’ve a fossil-crush on one of my SMU professors. He’s, like, […]

Ask Howard • 04.22.16

Posted on 22 Apr 2016 at 7:20am

How to do the wrong thing right Dear Howard, My new man is a Virgo bear, I’m a Pisces cub. We’ve only dated two months, but he’s asked me move in already, and is even hinting at marriage the day I pass my GED. I probably do love him, I guess, but here’s the rub: […]

Ask Howard

Posted on 01 Jan 2016 at 7:25am

How to do the wrong thing right Dear Howard, You may file this question of mine to you, Mr. Howard, under the tagline heading of, “Happy Marriages Equal Chubby Bliss.” My new wife and I got happily and legally married the first chance we could back in June. I’m almost ashamed and mortified to admit […]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 21 Aug 2015 at 7:30am

Who has an awesome life? You know what, my gaybies? My life is pretty awesome. I don’t say that in a flazeda Facebook post trying to convince the world and myself that my life is better than it actually is. I say it because all I have to bitch about are ridiculously petty things. You […]

Ask Howard

Posted on 17 Jul 2015 at 7:40am

How to do the wrong thing right Dear Howard, I succumbed the other night in finally agreeing to go out with this totally moronic, 6-foot-5 pro athlete from New Orleans who’s been jonesing to date me now for, like, six months. All my star-fu**er drooling “friends” kept haranguing me, “Duh, hello? Who cares what he’s […]

Ask Howard

Posted on 03 Apr 2015 at 7:25am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor Dear Howard, I’m a solidly middle-aged, happily married (20-plus years now) gay man. At what point are the temptations to cheat on one’s spouse supposed to end? It just seems the older I get, the more I get hit on, constantly, by ever-younger […]

Billy Masters • 02-27-15

Posted on 27 Feb 2015 at 7:07am

Billy recaps the Oscars, good & bad How can I start an Oscars column without talking about Lady Gaga, pictured. I knew she was classically trained, but was taken aback by her singing of the medley from The Sound of Music on Sunday night. If you thought you were knocked out of your seat at […]

Cassie Nova • 02-20-15

Posted on 20 Feb 2015 at 7:35am

Invisible queen? Meet ninja Cassie! I have a confession to make: I was a teenage ninja. Maybe a little explanation is in order. It was the late 1980s and my best friend/ brother-from-another-mother, Mike, was obsessed with movies like American Ninja, Enter the Ninja and Revenge of the Ninja. So I, wanting to be “like […]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 05 Feb 2015 at 11:30pm

Cassie schools clubgoers about how to attend a drag show Hello all. I think it is time for a little schooling on the do’s and don’ts of watching a drag show. Have you ever been to a show and had to deal with that annoying drunk who just won’t sit his or her ass down? […]