Cassie Nova

Posted on 05 Feb 2015 at 11:30pm

Cassie schools clubgoers about how to attend a drag show Hello all. I think it is time for a little schooling on the do’s and don’ts of watching a drag show. Have you ever been to a show and had to deal with that annoying drunk who just won’t sit his or her ass down? […]

Billy Masters • 01-30-15

Posted on 29 Jan 2015 at 11:30pm

Even in death, Whitney creates buzz While I was in Fort Lauderdale, John Travolta was chatting up a stranger in a Planet Fitness in Ocala, Fla. At 3 a.m., Justin Jones thought he’d work out in an empty gym when a familiar-looking bald man approached him (coincidentally, I met Kirby in kind of a gym). […]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 22 Jan 2015 at 11:30pm

Love me, love my animals I have been bitching a lot recently. I have complained about the youth of today, the lack of great quality music and my feet hurting — just your general “things that annoy me” stuff. Well not this week. This week I am only going to talk about awesome things, like […]

Billy Masters

Posted on 15 Jan 2015 at 11:30pm

Globes recap! Snooki on B’way? While we’re already two weeks into the new year, in Hollywood the year doesn’t really begin until awards season, which was kicked off last Sunday with the Golden Globes, hosted for the final time by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. It was a lackluster showing — with one exception. Though […]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 09 Jan 2015 at 6:00am

What’s up with kids these days? 2015 is off to a bitch of a start. It’s not that anything bad has happened to me (knock wood), it’s just that I seem to get more easily annoyed than way back in 2014. I know I am going to sound like some old fart by saying this, […]

Ask Howard

Posted on 02 Jan 2015 at 7:30am

How to do what’s wrong right HOWARD LEWIS RUSSELL  | Special Contributor Dear Howard, My partner lost his job a few years back; once his unemployment benefits petered out, he “jokingly” suggested we try performing online as an S&M master/slave team for private subscription viewers — only once a week, he said, to keep our […]

Billy Masters

Posted on 01 Jan 2015 at 11:30pm

Billy looks back on an eventful 2014 It’s that time again: A time of reflection, a time of hope, a time to laugh, a time to weep. Turn, turn, turn. In the close to two decades I’ve been writing this column, this has been one of the most eventful years. The year started with someone […]

Cassie Nova • 12-26-14

Posted on 26 Dec 2014 at 4:45pm

Hey all my ho-ho-hos, I hope you all had a great holiday. As this year comes to a close, let’s reflect on some of the things — good and bad — that 2014 brought us. Robin Williams, Joan Rivers and Alice from The Brady Bunch all went to the clearing at the end of the […]

Billy Masters

Posted on 19 Dec 2014 at 7:20am

This week in porn scandals Gay porn star Bruno Knight, pictured, ran into trouble when trying to fly out of LAX this summer. While rushing to catch a flight to London, he was detained by DEA officers. Turns out, they had been tipped off that the porn pup would be smuggling 226 grams of crystal […]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 12 Dec 2014 at 7:40am

Trust, possessiveness, friendship: Cassie is full up for the holidays Happy holidays, everybody! I hope your season is as bright and shiny as Kim Kardashian’s ass. But seriously folks, this is the season of giving so do something great for someone else, even if it is just a handy to a friend in a parked […]