Girl on girls • 04-21-17

Posted on 21 Apr 2017 at 7:25am

Jenny Block braces herself I used to hate it when my mom would tell me to seek the silver lining — how losing one thing somehow gave me the chance to get something new; how not getting a job or a part in a play or a place at a university gave me the chance […]

Cassie Nova • 03-17-17

Posted on 17 Mar 2017 at 6:00am

Hi-diddly-ho, neighborinos! Adulting sometimes can really suck. Remember the good old days when you could watch cartoons and think of nothing but the stupid coyote trying to catch that damn roadrunner? I still watch cartoons but think of other stuff I should be doing, or else my mind wanders to worst-case scenarios. I will watch […]

Cassie Nova • 03-03-17

Posted on 03 Mar 2017 at 7:30am

Cassie gets all real-estate-diva on yo’ asses! Hello my gaybies. My birthday was just a few days ago —Feb. 27. I am now 45. Dammit! I am Forty-Five … like our damn president! One thing I have noticed that has changed about doing drag as I have gotten older is: it takes me forever to […]

Girl on girls

Posted on 24 Feb 2017 at 7:25am

Jenny Block makes getting your freak on a political statement The time to have more sex is now. The time to relish, to pleasure seek, to kiss and hug and hold hands and dance slow and fuck hard is now. Right now. Things are scary out there. They’re precarious and dangerous and hateful and unpredictable […]

Ask Howard

Posted on 10 Feb 2017 at 7:20am

Ah, fabulous February! Nothing about your perversely truncated 28 days (sometimes 29, all right!) is homosexually sane: What other month ever dared even invent two holiday celebrations more diametrically lunatic for gay psyches to absorb than Valentine’s Day and Mardi Gras — one a paean to cartoon monogamy, eternally held hallow; the other a Dionysian […]

Cassie Nova • 02-03-17

Posted on 03 Feb 2017 at 7:20am

Cassie speaks her dream to the universe Hey, y’all! How the F is everybody doing? Someone recently told me that if you want something in life, you have to speak it into existence. Let’s say you want a boyfriend. You need to say out loud what you want so the universe can hear you and […]

Girl on Girls

Posted on 26 Jan 2017 at 11:15pm

Jenny Block, out the march Standing in what felt like a sea of women, I found myself unable to shout in protest for fear that I would break into tears. I have often felt like breaking into tears since He Who Shall Not Be Named was announced as the next president. I won’t say “won […]

Cassie Nova • 01-20-17

Posted on 20 Jan 2017 at 6:00am

How do gay people deal with Trumpeters?   Hello my people! I hope you are all surviving this yo-yo winter: Warm, freezing, warm, chilly rain, warm again. Stupid Mother Nature is tryin’ to give us all pneumonia. I stay prepared — I have a spare jacket and an extra pair of shorts in the car. […]

Ask Howard

Posted on 13 Jan 2017 at 7:25am

How to do the wrong thing right At last, a brand new, glistening year is here! We all must hope, and pray to whichever mythical being comforts us most, that 2017 bodes a far cry better, for us all, than the year in our rearview mirror, because if 2016 produced anything, it was plenty of […]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 06 Jan 2017 at 7:25am

2016 and dead, and it took with it some notable icons, Long live 2017! Well, it is finally over. 2016 was a hateful bitch. Not to me personally — I had a pretty good year — but I feel the world was gangbanged with no lube. 2016 reminded me of Game of Thrones, they just […]