Billy Masters

Posted on 10 Oct 2014 at 7:30am

Nate Berkus pregnant? Well, kinda No time for personal anecdotes this week. No bon mots from my glamorous life. No bitching about how I think T-Mobile committed fraud with false promises that left me stranded in Eastern Europe. Nope, we have to get right to Aretha Franklin on The Late Show with David Letterman. You’d think [...]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 03 Oct 2014 at 1:48pm

Dating while poz has its challenges, but Cassie has the tea Do you ever have one of those days when you realize, “Oh crap! I’m an idiot.” I like to think of myself as a smart person. I know I am not a brainiac, but I did really well in school. But book learnin’ ain’t [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 26 Sep 2014 at 7:50am

How big is Jared Leto? Be the judge I may be out of the country, but my nationalistic pride rode awfully high while I watched the Miss America Pageant. This year’s competition featured two of my favorite things: implants and puppets! Clearly, Miss Ohio’s ventriloquist rendition of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” was the highlight, but our own Miss [...]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 19 Sep 2014 at 7:40am

Happy Pride, bitches! I am not normal. Everything I do is always a little strange. Even my damn dreams are peculiar. Most people that dream of flying recall how they soar all over the world like a fantastic superhero or a graceful eagle. Not me. Every time I dream I am flying, I have to [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 12 Sep 2014 at 7:40am

Billy recalls his mentor, Joan Rivers This week, I celebrated a milestone. I have been writing this column for 19 years. Yes, I know I barely look a day over 90, but that’s not the point. The point is, if someone told me that I’d be writing this very column week in and week out for [...]

Deep Inside Hollywood

Posted on 29 Aug 2014 at 6:00am

Romeo San Vicent weighs in on casting calls and gay sitcom plots Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher are getting married. Or, rather, their alter egos on the long-running CBS sitcom Two and A Half Men are. No, they aren’t in love. No, they aren’t gay. But according to creator Chuck Lorre, for the show’s 12th [...]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 22 Aug 2014 at 6:00am

Grindr lovers take note: Cheating need not be physical to destroy trust This wonderfully hot Texas summer is not so nice to a thick bitch. I have lived in Texas my whole life, yet the furnace-like temperatures still get to me sometimes. This summer alone, I have suffered from sunburn, sweat blindness and swamp ass. [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 15 Aug 2014 at 7:30am

Is Bryan Singer lawsuit off its rails? You know that lawsuit against Bryan Singer, pictured, and others about sexually abusing male youths in the ’90s? Well, it looks like that entire situation might be going away … or at least on hiatus, as we say in the biz. In the weeks since Michael Egan brought [...]

Cassie Nova • 08-08-14

Posted on 08 Aug 2014 at 7:35am

Cassie loves being gay (good thing) Hi-dee-ho, homos (and homo-friendly fans)! Have you ever thought to yourself, “Thank god I am gay”? No offense to my straight friends, but we are awesome. If I would have been born a straight guy? Ugh! How boring! I love being gay. We just seem to have more fun. [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 01 Aug 2014 at 7:30am

Diving in with Louganis and Daley Everyone is in a tizzy about the Russians shooting down that Malaysian plane — although, frankly, anyone getting on a Malaysia Airlines flight is taking a big risk these days. But I heard a unique spin on the subject from my pal Greg Louganis. The Olympic diving champ has [...]