Cassie Nova • 09-04-15

Posted on 04 Sep 2015 at 7:30am

Are you a gold card homo? Hello my babies! As most of you know, I am a gold card homo. Basically that means that I have never been with a woman sexually. I was lucky enough to never question my sexuality. I always knew I liked dudes. I am so gold card that I kicked [...]

Girl on Girls • 08-28-15

Posted on 28 Aug 2015 at 7:20am

Jenny Block explores: Living, loving and ‘friending’ on social media It used to be so simple. When you wanted to introduce the person you were dating to your friends, or she wanted you to meet hers, you planned a happy hour or dinner or brunch with endless, socially-lubricating mimosas. Then came social media. Suddenly, your [...]

Ask Howard • 08-14-15

Posted on 14 Aug 2015 at 7:30am

How to do the wrong thing right Dear Howard, My gal pals and I have been dishing about Caitlyn Jenner a lot lately. Who hasn’t, right? Apparently, however, I’m the only one of us with gonads enough to express the obviously dissenting theory that Cait is not truly transgender-born at all; instead, my take is [...]

Cassie Nova • 08-07-15

Posted on 06 Aug 2015 at 11:10pm

Cassie raises a glass … but what of? Hear ye! Hear ye! I have just recently realized the awesomeness that is wine! Let me explain. I have always been a fan of the liquor (insert lesbian joke here). Once I turned 21, I was cocktailed at every single show. I always said, I like my [...]

Girl on Girls • 07-31-15

Posted on 31 Jul 2015 at 7:35am

Jenny Block declares: Love me, Tinder — dating in the age of apps Some argue that Tinder will be the demise of love and dating — that the ease and speed of swipe-right/swipe-left makes it too easy to both accept and dismiss a seemingly endless supply of dating possibilities. I can see how that could [...]

Cassie Nova • 07-24-15

Posted on 24 Jul 2015 at 7:30am

Cassie nearly abducted by aliens!!!! Hey everyone, did I ever tell you about the time I thought I was being abducted by aliens? No? Well, here’s the tea. The year was 1999 and I had a show in Longview, so I borrowed my good girlfriend Celeste Martinez’s car. It was going to be a cute [...]

Cassie Nova • 07-10-15

Posted on 10 Jul 2015 at 7:25am

Happy wedding bells, beeyotches! Hello, summer lovers. I hope you are all doing great in this brand new world, where we can get married!!!! I honestly did not think I would see it in my lifetime — at least here in Texas. So many of these ultra-conservative, Fox News-watching asshats are losing their shit, and [...]

Girl on Girls • 07-03-15

Posted on 03 Jul 2015 at 7:50am

Jenny Block wonders: How do you convince a straight guy you’re gay? He seemed perfectly nice. And we had been having so much fun all evening. He was flirty. So I made sure to mention my girlfriend enough times to be sure he “understood.” And then it happened, as it all too often does. “You [...]

Cassie Nova • 06-26-15

Posted on 26 Jun 2015 at 7:20am

Cassie answers crazy questions! What’s up, my babies? I hope you are all having a fabulous summer. Every column I write, I ask you peeps to send me your questions. I always say, “Ask anything you want, no question off limits!” Well, one guy out there has taken that to heart, and about twice a [...]

Ask Howard • 06-19-15

Posted on 19 Jun 2015 at 7:50am

How to do the wrong thing right Dear Howard, My new boyfriend is better looking than I am, by lots. We’ve got a monogamous relationship, to my knowledge, but anytime we go out anywhere together, it’s as if I suddenly turn into the invisible man. At first, I was flattered by all the attention he [...]