Ask Howard • 10-09-15

Posted on 09 Oct 2015 at 7:20am

How to do the wrong thing right Dear Howard, What is the correct closing-time etiquette in bars whenever an average-looking Joe, too plain for Grindr, still hasn’t gotten lucky yet, is powerfully horny, but only the dregs are left; specifically, could you provide for me a few surefire/failsafe pickup lines to use? — Joe Dear [...]

Cassie Nova • 10-02-15

Posted on 02 Oct 2015 at 7:35am

Cassie’s in a mood this week! She riffs on the death of modern civility “Good evening, idiot hookers.” That is one of my favorite lines from the new show Scream Queens. Not to spoil anything, but what they did to Ariana Grande I have thought about doing to her a thousand times. Oh my Gaga, [...]

Girl on Girls • 09-25-15

Posted on 25 Sep 2015 at 7:25am

Jenny Block asks: Why do straight couples wanna ‘join’ lesbians? I don’t get it. It happens all of the time, but I still don’t get it. All too often when I tell a straight man, woman or couple that I’m lesbian, I get invited to “join them” or asked if he/she/they can “watch.” Ewww. I [...]

Cassie Nova • 09-18-15

Posted on 18 Sep 2015 at 7:01am

Cassie reflects on parades past Hello to all my babies and gaybies! Happy Pride! Because it’s Pride Weekend, I thought I’d reflect on some of my memories of what has to be one of the best events ever in the gayborhood, The Alan Ross Texas Freedom Parade. My first memory of the parade was not [...]

Ask Howard • 09-11-15

Posted on 11 Sep 2015 at 7:20am

How to do the wrong thing right Dear Howard, When’s the proper time to introduce my boyfriend to my family? Me and Leslie (yes, Leslie is a man’s name!) have been dating for five months and fully exclusive to each other now for seven weeks. We’re both 35, and both of us were badly burned [...]

Cassie Nova • 09-04-15

Posted on 04 Sep 2015 at 7:30am

Are you a gold card homo? Hello my babies! As most of you know, I am a gold card homo. Basically that means that I have never been with a woman sexually. I was lucky enough to never question my sexuality. I always knew I liked dudes. I am so gold card that I kicked [...]

Girl on Girls • 08-28-15

Posted on 28 Aug 2015 at 7:20am

Jenny Block explores: Living, loving and ‘friending’ on social media It used to be so simple. When you wanted to introduce the person you were dating to your friends, or she wanted you to meet hers, you planned a happy hour or dinner or brunch with endless, socially-lubricating mimosas. Then came social media. Suddenly, your [...]

Ask Howard • 08-14-15

Posted on 14 Aug 2015 at 7:30am

How to do the wrong thing right Dear Howard, My gal pals and I have been dishing about Caitlyn Jenner a lot lately. Who hasn’t, right? Apparently, however, I’m the only one of us with gonads enough to express the obviously dissenting theory that Cait is not truly transgender-born at all; instead, my take is [...]

Cassie Nova • 08-07-15

Posted on 06 Aug 2015 at 11:10pm

Cassie raises a glass … but what of? Hear ye! Hear ye! I have just recently realized the awesomeness that is wine! Let me explain. I have always been a fan of the liquor (insert lesbian joke here). Once I turned 21, I was cocktailed at every single show. I always said, I like my [...]

Girl on Girls • 07-31-15

Posted on 31 Jul 2015 at 7:35am

Jenny Block declares: Love me, Tinder — dating in the age of apps Some argue that Tinder will be the demise of love and dating — that the ease and speed of swipe-right/swipe-left makes it too easy to both accept and dismiss a seemingly endless supply of dating possibilities. I can see how that could [...]