Cassie Nova

Posted on 22 Jan 2015 at 11:30pm

Love me, love my animals I have been bitching a lot recently. I have complained about the youth of today, the lack of great quality music and my feet hurting — just your general “things that annoy me” stuff. Well not this week. This week I am only going to talk about awesome things, like [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 15 Jan 2015 at 11:30pm

Globes recap! Snooki on B’way? While we’re already two weeks into the new year, in Hollywood the year doesn’t really begin until awards season, which was kicked off last Sunday with the Golden Globes, hosted for the final time by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. It was a lackluster showing — with one exception. Though [...]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 09 Jan 2015 at 6:00am

What’s up with kids these days? 2015 is off to a bitch of a start. It’s not that anything bad has happened to me (knock wood), it’s just that I seem to get more easily annoyed than way back in 2014. I know I am going to sound like some old fart by saying this, [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 01 Jan 2015 at 11:30pm

Billy looks back on an eventful 2014 It’s that time again: A time of reflection, a time of hope, a time to laugh, a time to weep. Turn, turn, turn. In the close to two decades I’ve been writing this column, this has been one of the most eventful years. The year started with someone [...]

Cassie Nova • 12-26-14

Posted on 26 Dec 2014 at 4:45pm

Hey all my ho-ho-hos, I hope you all had a great holiday. As this year comes to a close, let’s reflect on some of the things — good and bad — that 2014 brought us. Robin Williams, Joan Rivers and Alice from The Brady Bunch all went to the clearing at the end of the [...]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 12 Dec 2014 at 7:40am

Trust, possessiveness, friendship: Cassie is full up for the holidays Happy holidays, everybody! I hope your season is as bright and shiny as Kim Kardashian’s ass. But seriously folks, this is the season of giving so do something great for someone else, even if it is just a handy to a friend in a parked [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 05 Dec 2014 at 7:45am

Michael Phelps’ trans paramour Joan Rivers’ favorite holiday was always Thanksgiving. Each year, she would begin the day by delivering food for God’s Love We Deliver (in more recent years, she was joined by her grandson, Cooper). She’d return home in time to welcome dozens of friends and colleagues to her home for a sumptuous [...]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 28 Nov 2014 at 7:25am

Hello everybody. I hope you all had an awesome Thanksgiving. The season of over-indulgence has definitely begun. I should probably just go ahead and buy a pair of stretch maternity pants now. You know how old people can predict the weather by how their bones feel? Well, I have turned into one of those old [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 21 Nov 2014 at 8:00am

Bette’s regrets: No duet with Babs Kickstarter seems to have become a godsend for both new and established artists to fund their projects. Openly gay country singer Steve Grand — who just appeared at Dallas’ Black Tie Dinner last week, pictured — was looking for $81,000 for his CD All American Boy. By the deadline, [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 07 Nov 2014 at 7:35am

Jane divorces, Lance ties the knot   Anytime I get to write about Nichelle Nichols, I’m in heaven … literally. The original Uhura was flying from Los Angeles to Providence where she was slated to appear at Rhode Island Comic Con. Nichelle was traveling with a blond guy who was described as her assistant (he’s [...]