Cassie Nova

Posted on 12 Dec 2014 at 7:40am

Trust, possessiveness, friendship: Cassie is full up for the holidays Happy holidays, everybody! I hope your season is as bright and shiny as Kim Kardashian’s ass. But seriously folks, this is the season of giving so do something great for someone else, even if it is just a handy to a friend in a parked [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 05 Dec 2014 at 7:45am

Michael Phelps’ trans paramour Joan Rivers’ favorite holiday was always Thanksgiving. Each year, she would begin the day by delivering food for God’s Love We Deliver (in more recent years, she was joined by her grandson, Cooper). She’d return home in time to welcome dozens of friends and colleagues to her home for a sumptuous [...]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 28 Nov 2014 at 7:25am

Hello everybody. I hope you all had an awesome Thanksgiving. The season of over-indulgence has definitely begun. I should probably just go ahead and buy a pair of stretch maternity pants now. You know how old people can predict the weather by how their bones feel? Well, I have turned into one of those old [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 21 Nov 2014 at 8:00am

Bette’s regrets: No duet with Babs Kickstarter seems to have become a godsend for both new and established artists to fund their projects. Openly gay country singer Steve Grand — who just appeared at Dallas’ Black Tie Dinner last week, pictured — was looking for $81,000 for his CD All American Boy. By the deadline, [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 07 Nov 2014 at 7:35am

Jane divorces, Lance ties the knot   Anytime I get to write about Nichelle Nichols, I’m in heaven … literally. The original Uhura was flying from Los Angeles to Providence where she was slated to appear at Rhode Island Comic Con. Nichelle was traveling with a blond guy who was described as her assistant (he’s [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 24 Oct 2014 at 7:30am

Billy shows off his Italian; ‘Below Deck’ hottie shows off everything Big Mama Masters was recently talking to me about her favorite TV shows. “You know, Ellen’s wife is on Scandal.’” It took me a moment to realize she was talking about Portia de Rossi. Obviously I know Portia is married to Ellen DeGeneres, but [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 10 Oct 2014 at 7:30am

Nate Berkus pregnant? Well, kinda No time for personal anecdotes this week. No bon mots from my glamorous life. No bitching about how I think T-Mobile committed fraud with false promises that left me stranded in Eastern Europe. Nope, we have to get right to Aretha Franklin on The Late Show with David Letterman. You’d think [...]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 03 Oct 2014 at 1:48pm

Dating while poz has its challenges, but Cassie has the tea Do you ever have one of those days when you realize, “Oh crap! I’m an idiot.” I like to think of myself as a smart person. I know I am not a brainiac, but I did really well in school. But book learnin’ ain’t [...]

Billy Masters

Posted on 26 Sep 2014 at 7:50am

How big is Jared Leto? Be the judge I may be out of the country, but my nationalistic pride rode awfully high while I watched the Miss America Pageant. This year’s competition featured two of my favorite things: implants and puppets! Clearly, Miss Ohio’s ventriloquist rendition of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” was the highlight, but our own Miss [...]

Cassie Nova

Posted on 19 Sep 2014 at 7:40am

Happy Pride, bitches! I am not normal. Everything I do is always a little strange. Even my damn dreams are peculiar. Most people that dream of flying recall how they soar all over the world like a fantastic superhero or a graceful eagle. Not me. Every time I dream I am flying, I have to [...]