Just kidding. The above headline was merely intended as a spoof of today’s front-pager in The Dallas Morning News, which declared in ever-so-dramatic fashion, “N. Texans could decide Dems race.” Well, yeah, I guess we could. Anyhow, there will be presidential politics at J.R.’s this week, as the Human Rights Campaign hosts a watch party on Thursday night for the debate between Clinton and Obama in Austin. The party will be from 6:30 p.m. until 8 p.m. on the second level of J.R.’s, which of course is at 3923 Cedar Springs Road. See you there.