Driver’s Seat – Kyle Wilkerson

Posted on 08 May 2008 at 5:21pm

DRIVER’S SEAT

Kyle ilkerson (aka Jesse Santana) – JET SET MEN

Who: Kyle Wilkerson (aka Jesse Santana).

Occupations: Gay porn star, also studying to be a personal fitness trainer.

I drive a: 2001 Pontiac Grand Am, Red

Purchased from: Some dealer in Mayfield, Ky.

Were you a tough negotiator? Not very. Plus, they seemed like very honest people.

How much did you settle on? $7,000.

Insurance agent: Karla Faith at Allstate Insurance Group.

Monthly insurance rate: About $180.

Why this car? Because I totaled my Mitsubishi Eclipse, and the insurance covered the cost of the Pontiac.

Favorite feature: My Garmin navigation system.

Keep anything interesting in your glove box? A deer-gutting knife — for protection.

Car nicknames: "The Wagon."

Previous vehicles: A 1994 dark-blue GMC Sierra pickup truck with extended cab, and that now-totaled 2000 black Mitsubishi Eclipse with leather interior.

Average weekly fuel expenses: I honestly don’t keep up with it, but I guess about $100.

Do you merge well with others? With smart drivers, I do.

Have you ever been naked in your car? All the time.

I wash my car: Usually by hand.

On Dallas’ highways, are you a grandma or lead-footer? Lead-footer. I love to pass up other drivers.

Do good driver’s make good lovers? I’ve discovered no correlation between the two.


Worst speeding story: I had almost made it home. I doing 47 in a 20 mph zone, and I was pulled over at the visitor gate to my apartment complex.

Worst Dallas intersection: Wycliff Avenue at I-35.

Most ridiculous car repair: When I was in Austin, they tried to gyp me: They wanted to keep my car down there for four days and charge me nearly $1,000.

Thought that races through my head when I’m going through a yellow light: Hope there are no cops around.




This article appeared in the Dallas Voice print edition May 9, 2008.

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