I’m not much of a “Dancing with the Stars” watcher, but I do derive some perverse pleasure seeing who qualifies as “stars” these days. Some of the 16 competitors of interest:
• Former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin;
• Anti-gay Mormon former pop star Donny Osmond, whose sister helped revive her career (sorta) on “DWTS” last season;
• Funky recording artist Macy Gray;
• “Entourage” actress Debi Mazar;
• Peculiar musician-reality TV star Kelly Osbourne;
• Pantingly hot mixed martial arts star Chuck Liddell;
• Former boy band heartthrob Aaron Carter.