'DWTS' cast announced

Posted on 17 Aug 2009 at 10:41am
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I’m not much of a “Dancing with the Stars” watcher, but I do derive some perverse pleasure seeing who qualifies as “stars” these days. Some of the 16 competitors of interest:

• Former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin;

• Anti-gay Mormon former pop star Donny Osmond, whose sister helped revive her career (sorta) on “DWTS” last season;

• Funky recording artist Macy Gray;

• “Entourage” actress Debi Mazar;

• Peculiar musician-reality TV star Kelly Osbourne;

• Pantingly hot mixed martial arts star Chuck Liddell;

• Former boy band heartthrob Aaron Carter.

—  Arnold Wayne Jones

5 Comments

  1. David Taffet
    Posted on August 17, 2009 at 10:58 am

    And Tom Delay. Yes, THAT Tom Delay. How creepy can this show get?

  2. Jack E. Jett
    Posted on August 17, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    huffington post is reporting that texas criminal and crook tom delay is going to be part of it.

  3. Jack E. Jett
    Posted on August 17, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    oh good

    maybe they should bring on charles manson and squeaky fromme too.

    too bad jeffrey dahmer isn’t around anymore, i bet he would be a great dancer.

  4. David Webb/The Rare Reporter
    Posted on August 17, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    I think that Donny shined enough in his early years to still be considered a star, albeit a faded one.

  5. joe
    Posted on August 19, 2009 at 8:29 am

    AARON CARTER RULES

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