Eagles will blow through Cowboys, make Hurricane Ike look like a pussy

Posted on 12 Sep 2008 at 2:24pm

You’ll sometimes hear religious types say that coming out as Christian to your gay friends is harder than coming out as gay to your straight friends. Or something like that. Anyhow, perhaps even harder than either of these two things is coming out as an Eagles fan in Dallas the week before Monday’s Week 2 showdown at Texas Stadium. Of course, I have been out as an Eagles fan for a long time — since my birth at Jefferson Hospital in downtown Philly, at least — but I am just now coming out here on Instant Tea because, you see, we come out in new ways every day. So I just wanted to say, go Eagles! There, I feel better now. I predict that after Monday, the Cowboys will wish Hurricane Ike had come through two days later and forced cancellation of the game!

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