Hasn't this man suffered enough? (No, not by a long shot)

Posted on 13 Mar 2008 at 12:50pm

A little humor-spam from a left-leaning compadre:

“The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. Be the first to contribute to this great man’s legacy.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you lose the ability to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.

 The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one is able to find).

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.

Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal) an election; the Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican senators; and last but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the president’s ego.

To highlight the president’s accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he doesn’t care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum is better than his father’s.”

— Arnold Wayne Jones 

 

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