A little humor-spam from a left-leaning compadre:
â€œThe George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. Be the first to contribute to this great manâ€™s legacy.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you lose the ability to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you donâ€™t have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they donâ€™t let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they donâ€™t let you out.
Â The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one is able to find).
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal) an election; the Airport Menâ€™s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican senators; and last but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the presidentâ€™s ego.
To highlight the presidentâ€™s accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
When asked, President Bush said that he doesnâ€™t care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum is better than his fatherâ€™s.â€
â€” Arnold Wayne JonesÂ
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