"Hey, do you use 'leather cleaner?'"

They didn’t send me a sample. But is Colt’s new Fuel “leather cleaner and liquid aroma” just code for “poppers”?

I wonder if it can also clean my dusty old VHS player?

If any of y’all inhale some “Fuel” lemme know what it feels like: 10-ml bottle for $12.95; 30-ml, $19.95.

— Daniel A. Kusner