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Separated at birth?

May 21st, 2008

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In my opinion, John Wright was stretching it to say Ed Oakley and Sam Adams looked alike. Now, if you ask me, the following three gay celebrities — former Turtle Creek Chorale director Tim Seelig, novelist August Burroughs and Dallas Voice sales rep Gary Karwacki — bear more than casual similarities. Do I hear an amen?

— Arnold Wayne Jones


3 Responses to “Separated at birth?”

  1. David Webb Says:

    They all apparently shave their heads, but what else do the celebrities have in common to distinguish them from any other trio of old bald queens? By the way, I understand Mr. Karwacki is a sales MANAGER.

  2. Jack Jett Says:

    I think that all three of them look like a better version of Andrew Sullivan.

  3. Kia Says:

    the one on the right is the hottest!! Can i get me some digits up in here?

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