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Plano ’roid dealer — shot to death

June 6th, 2008

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David Jacobs, the 35-year-old North Texan who’s been conviced of dealing steroids and snitching on his NFL clients , was found dead yesterday morning. The bodies of Jacobs and his ex fiance, Amanda Jo Earhart, were found with gunshot wounds. As of now, police are investigating the case as a murder.

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In other roid monkey news, the movie Bigger Faster Stronger* opens today at the Magnolia.

— Daniel A. Kusner


2 Responses to “Plano ’roid dealer — shot to death”

  1. Tammye Nash Says:

    Why on earth — or anywhere else, for that matter — would anyone want arms that looked like the man’s in that second photo?!
    Geez! That is deformed!
    Or maybe it’s just me

  2. Jack Jett Says:

    Tammye

    Have you seen the after photo of this guy? I am serious…his arms exploded and the muscle feel to under his arm. I saw a documentary somewhere about it. He really messed his body and mind up.

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