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Posted on 27 Feb 2010 at 2:25pm

Chainsaw

Five trees down. Numerous branches. Lowe’s finally got restocked. Using my first chainsaw ever.

—  David Taffet

4 Comments

  1. Kris

    I knew it! An SUV, dog lover and chain saw. Welcome to paradise.

  2. Just please do not dismember or otherwise injure yourself with the chainsaw

  3. Tammye, I’ve known you for more than 20 years and I have never misused a chainsaw in all that time, have I? All I’m doing is cutting limbs, branches, trunks and, oh if I have a little time, staging a massacre.

  4. Hardy Haberman

    Now you can start carving those wooden garden gnomes and bears from the stumps!

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