Jason Dottley for sale!

The economic crunch is hitting us all, which means tons of goodies are on the eBay auction block.

“Sordid Lives” creator Del Shores is unloading a lot of shizz: costumes, props, Bibles, undies, Rue McClanahan’s Sex Costume…

Shores and his partner, actor Jason Dottley, above, are also pimping themselves out for social events. They’re even coming to Dallas, Nov. 7-8 (starting bid, $1,500.)

And you can bid on Dottley for a solo appearance, ($2,000: Hope he wears those S/M mittens and matching panties).