John Michael wants to show off his ‘Penix’

Posted on 17 Oct 2013 at 10:15am

engorgement charm #1Like a lot of Dallas folks, I’ve seen John Michael’s Penix. And he wants all of New Orleans to get a look at his Penix, too.

I’m referring, of course, to the local monologist’s show John Michael and the Order of the Penix, in which the young performance artist rants about his obsession with the Harry Potter franchise as well as gay sex. He’s rightly proud of his Penix (although, he tells me, the show needs to be under an hour, so he’ll have a cut Penix by the time it opens). But it will take some money to show it off at the New Orleans Fringe Festival, which takes place next month.

So John Michael has started an IndieGoGo.com campaign to raise the $3,500 needed to haul his ass (and, of course, his Penix) over to Louisiana for a week of shows. He’s off to a good start — he’s already about 15 percent of the way there in just a week, and he has a full month to go.

So, this is your chance to show his Penix some love. Click on the link above and make a contribution. Come on … don’t be a dick.

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