I’ve been showing brotherly )OK, maybe fatherly … and possibly grandfatherly) concern over the physical health and well-being of Taylor Lautner — hence the numerous postings about the shirtless stud and star of Twilight: New Moon. Now comes word that Lautner and his “girlfriend” Taylor Swift have broken up. (Apparently he didn’t throw enough pebbles.) Which means he’s available.
OK, this doesn’t really surprise me. After all, he’s not really a girl’s guy, if you ask me. What Abercrombie model wannabe could? So, maybe I have a shot when he turns 18 in a month or so … to adopt him. Sigh.