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Key West is the remotest point on mainland America — both physically and spiritually. That gives the spit of land at the tail end of the Florida Keys an almost ethereal, otherworldliness, like a time machine covered in glitter and sand. While it has remained a bastion of gay bathhouses and clothing-optional resorts, that doesn’t make it a singles hangout — far from it. With swaying palm trees, mai tais aplenty, key lime pie wherever you go and sunset sails all de rigueur, it’s a soothing romantic destination for anyone who wants the warm richness of the Caribbean without getting their passport stamped. And who says clothing optional can’t be romantic, anyway?
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When you’re looking to meet a guy who will meet your needs, well, it’s always a good idea to head for a city with a huge gay population — it’s the smorgasbord approach to hooking up. And few cities meet the diversity of criteria the way New Orleans does. Our bottom readers seemed to think the Crescent City was the best place to meet talented top men, and of course that makes sense: The city is open 24/7, and especially during Southern Decadence (above), you simply have a greatest chance of finding all kinds of men there. And those native Louisianans? Surely they’re proud of their sexual prowess for good reason — we guar-on-tee.
When we polled readers about where tops go to get laid, we got some snarky answers (one voter noted every gay in Dallas is a bottom — so why go anywhere?). But the clear favorite for Bottomtown, USA, ended up being San Francisco. At first, we were a little surprised (it actually came in second as a “Get Laid Destination for Bottoms”), but based on our last visit … well, we see their point. Thing is, SF is a gay mecca: Everyone goes there for everything, so of course you’re gonna find what you’re looking for, especially sexually adventurous guys who have the hospitality to give it up for out-of-towners. It does, though, give the lyric “San Francisco, open your golden gate” a whole new meaning. Or should we say, a hole new meaning?
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This article appeared in the Dallas Voice print edition March 22, 2013.
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