JR.’s honors J.R. Come out and watch J.R. Ewing’s funeral on March 11 at 8 p.m. A bar-wide farewell toast to Larry Hagman at 8:30 p.m. … The Brick and Joe’s present Mr. & Ms. Brick Pageant, a night of elegance and class on March 10. Entrants will be judged in three categories — talent, presentation and evening gown/formal wear. Ida Mae is the pageant director. … Undress and impress at the Underwear Party at S4 on March 8. Clothes check available. You could win free pairs of super hot underwear by Skivvies. … Bear Karaoke takes place at the Round-Up Saloon on March 14 to open Texas Bear Round Up. … Dallas Eagle celebrates Esprit de Corps Weekend March 8–10. Thelma DaZel hosts Dallas Shakedown, a Texas Gay Rodeo Association show and auction benefiting TGRA charities on March 9. That night is National Leather Association and Discipline Corps bar night as well. IMSL/IMsBB presents High Shine — Dallas Cigars, Boots & Butts with a live auction, boot blacking, raffles and live BDSM demos on March 10 with host Synn Evans benefiting Sharon St. Cyr Fund. … Jason Huff appears at Sue Ellen’s on March 8 and Ciao Bella on March 9. The weekend climaxes with the second annual Battle of the Bands. First prize is $1,000 plus a booking at Sue Ellen’s. Winner will be selected by judges and audience response. On March 10, a benefit for Alexis Rayn in her bid to become Miss Dallas Newcomer USofA. Appearing are Krystal Summers, Asia O’Hara, Edna Jean Robinson, Onyx, Chanel Champagne, Stefani Mikyles, Onyx Stereo, Seth B, Roxy Rendezvous, Perry Ellis Rayn, Gemini Brooks and Infinity Starr. … The Needle Prick Project, to fight HIV stigma, promote awareness and increase testing, holds a fundraiser at Alexandre’s on March 8 at 7 p.m. with Anton Shaw performing. Mark Allen Smith appears later in the evening. Shiela P and Infinity headlines on March 9.