Andy Dick turns 47 on Friday. The actor (News Radio) and comedian has become as famous for his unusal behavior as for his work. In 2006, he gave an interview in which he identified himself as bisexual.
CAPRICORN Dec 21–Jan 20
You see so far ahead, others can barely keep up. Right now, you are doing your best to move mountains and looking forward to getting it done without too much of a hassle. Others whose issues keep cropping up will be back to haunt you.
AQUARIUS Jan 21–Feb 20
The sense of being ready to snap — and the idea that you have to use every trick in the book to stay on track — is showing up in one form or another. Circumstances are always the kicker and you have too many things at stake.
PISCES Feb 21–Mar 20
Sometimes you have to do things just to be nice. You could be spending too much time making things OK for other people. I am sure you’ve heard it before — no one needs to tell you that you can’t keep doing this.
ARIES Mar 21–Apr 20
Whatever’s going on, it’s right in your face. So much of what you never expected is forcing you to come to terms with yourself. This may feel good, bad or confusing. The need to be flexible, and open enough to step out of your pictures and deal with the reality of your situation, can’t be over emphasized.
TAURUS Apr 21–May 20
This sense of fullness and confidence has a lot to do with the feeling that you’ve finally found your niche. If that sounds over the top, tone it down enough to suit yourself. The sense that nothing can shake, or rock you is as strong as it’s ever been.
GEMINI May 21–Jun 20
The next month will see you doing more than your share of people, places and things; I see tons of people showing up at your door, and a lot of fun and games. This could turn out to be one of the most productive times of your life.
CANCER Jun 21–Jul 20
You find it hard to believe that you might have to change your “master plan.” Good luck with this one! The best way to approach this will require you to open your mind and give life enough time to show you what does or doesn’t work.
LEO Jul 21–Aug 20
You don’t have to worry much about anything except getting stuck. No matter where you think you’re are, it’s always good to check and see if you’re really in your life, or if you’re living in a card board cut-out that screens off the heart of the matter.
VIRGO Aug 21–Sep 20
The last thing you need to do is worry about how this is all going to work out. For God’s sake, give it a rest. If you’ve had enough faith to let this come true in its own good time, all I can say is keep up the good work.
LIBRA Sep 21–Oct 20
The last few years have tested you on many levels. At this point you’re home free. If the after taste of too much stress has you waiting for the next piece of trouble to knock, it’s time to stop being defensive about what is no longer the case.
SCORPIO Oct 21–Nov 20
How far will people go to keep you from telling the truth? This could be more about coming to terms with it, but either way, it looks like there’s a lot of pressure to keep things to yourself. In the long run, it helps to keep in mind that none of this matters.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 21–Dec 20
The way things are going, you are holding your breath and crossing your fingers. I see a big tendency on your part to get too wound up about the wrong things. How this works out isn’t up to you.
This article appeared in the Dallas Voice print edition December 21, 2012.