Step aside Vajazzler, the Pejazzler comes to town!

Posted on 25 May 2011 at 4:51pm
Face to Face NYC didn’t have any photos of pejazzled members on their website that I saw, but they did have this one delcaring “Beauty Talks.” Get Pejazzled at the spa, and your “beauty” can be shouting “Bling Bling.”

I have a friend who is very involved in community theater (she and her husband recently moved to Los Angeles so she can pursue her acting career), and she and her sister often helped sew costumes for different area theaters. We used to kid her all the time about her love of the Bedazzler, that wonderful little device that lets you add sparkle to everything,

Then Jennifer Love Hewitt went on Lopez Tonight and told everybody how she had bedazzled her va-jay-jay. Vajazzling, she said, was all the rage. (I can assure you, that was news to me!)

I guess some of the menfolk out there were feeling a bit left out, because today in my email inbox I found an announcement from Face to Face NYC, “a boutique spa in Manhattan,” letting me know that they now offer Pejazzling services. Yep, that’s right. Go to New York City, visit Face to Face spa, and you, too, can have a sparkly penis. (I checked their website, though, and didn’t find any photos of sparkly penises.)

According to this email: “Pejazzle is the newest emerging trend in men’s grooming. Every man can enjoy adorning his ‘special friend’ with Swarovski crystals and transform his member into a dazzling Pejazzle piece!  The treatment can be done very easily and quickly. Enrique Ramirez of Face to Face spa NYC shares that he is excited about this new trend for men following his pioneering introduction of the Vajazzle for his female customers.  His male patrons love this novelty treatment and there are great designs men can choose from that are gender appropriate… and some that aren’t!”

Pejazzling, they suggest, would be a great idea for brides and grooms or grooms and grooms on their wedding nights, as a way to spice up anniversaries and special dates or just for a bit of self indulgence.

I am not so sure about that. I am afraid that if I were the type to date or marry a man, and my date or husband whipped out his Pejazzled member, I might get tickled and laugh so hard the special occasion would be ruined. Then again, as a lesbian, maybe I’m not the one to judge (although I think a vajazzled va-jay-jay would get the same response from me.)

What do you think? Would you be turned on, turned off or overcome with laughter?

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