NASCAR has to be the straightest of sports (sports? they drive in a circle for three hours, for Crissakes!). You wonder why it takes so long for basketball an football players to come out? When’s the last time you saw Boy Butter as a sponsor in the Indy 500?
Which is why we got a laugh out of this product tie-in, courtesy of Dale Earnhardt, Jr., one of the princes of NASCAR. Yeah, we realize he means “mo” as in “momentum.” Still, you wonder whether having a gay guy on his pit crew might have given him second thoughts about putting his face next to a long, hard, cream-filled item like this. You go, girl!