Okay, fess up — who leaked our plan to destroy America one soldier at a time? Was it you, GOProud?

6A00D8341C503453Ef01310Fcad7Ec970CPeter LaBarbera:

America does not need a post-moral military, but it may be what we deserve. The irony is that if President Obama and his determined “queer” allies succeed in turning our Armed Forces into a driving force for immorality, it will only hasten the deterioration of our culture to the point, ultimately, where weapons and soldiers cannot save us from oblivion. If America rejects God, her prospects are dim.” [SOURCE]

Driving forces for immorality”? Oh no, Pete, you’re mistaken: We’re not only driving, duder. We’re using the air force and navy too. Air, sea, ground, secret frequencies sent via our wedding rings, nightmares utilizing a trick we learned from Freddy Kreuger — we’re EVERYWHERE, brother! Bwaa Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Though Pete, I wouldn’t worry so much about the prospects being “dim.” Brigadier General Beelzebub has assured us that the immediate destruction wrought from our simple asking and telling is going to be beyond bright and colorful, lighting up the night sky like a pyrotechnic Cher finale atop the Empire State Building on a particularly festive fourth of July. Because you know us gays, P-Dog: We’re as showy as we are society-wrecking!

Now if you’ll excuse us, P.L., we have a meeting of the Post-Moral Societal Destruction Society to attend to. Captain Gaga is already here, wearing what appears to be a genetically cloned model of Sen. Susan Collins’ skin. She and Secret Double Agent Obama are going to cook up a secret potion made out of gun powder, Tartini mixer, and Meghan McCain’s new book, an elixir guaranteed to turn even the staunchest (R) into a fellow (G-A-Y) culture deteriorator. Gotta runsies!




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Peter LaBarbera: DADT Repeal Would Destroy Culture, Weapons

LaBarbera-751700.gif There's nothing more flamboyant and over-the-top than a right wing crusader. No, not even a drag queen.

With all their self-righteousness indignation, social conservatives provide us, the viewing public, with some real gems of what would otherwise be performance art. Take, for example, Peter LaBarbera, leader of the Americans for Truth.

He's just full of outrageous musings, like when he described San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair as "the most immoral and outrageous sexual behavior that ever disgraced the streets of any American city."

Few of LaBarbera's past hits, however, have been as entertaining as his theory about Don't Ask, Don't Tell's inevitable, yet slow-going, repeal.  According to LaBarbera, it's all part of a plot — and why wouldn't it be?

"America does not need a post-moral military, but it may be what we deserve," said LaBarbera this weekend while discussing lesbian Maj. Margaret Witt, whom the Air Force has been ordered to reinstate.

"The irony," LaBarbera concluded, "is that if President Obama and his determined 'queer' allies succeed in turning our Armed Forces into a driving force for immorality, it will only hasten the deterioration of our culture to the point, ultimately, where weapons and soldiers cannot save us from oblivion. If America rejects God, her prospects are dim."

While my years on the LGBT beat have trained my brain to translate most of the right wing's queer codes, I'm still a bit stumped as to how weapons would help "save" a culture from the homosexual scourge.

Unless, of course, LaBarbera means to use the weapons on us. If that's the case, his theory puts gay rights on the same monstrous level as Godzilla. And that's the truth.


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State AGs: Sexless Marriage is Counterfeit, Same-Sex Version Would Destroy Marriage

From the Perry v. Schwarzenegger amicus brief filed by 13 state Attorneys General (page 30):

…two friends could decide to live with each other and form a household and economic partnership together based on their “feelings” for each other, even if not sexual in nature — indeed especially if not sexual in nature.

This was cited as a “real-world implication” of Judge Walker's ruling. So, these legal experts propose:

  • Citizens of their states never marry without sexual intent.
  • Maybe those who do should be prosecuted for fraud. (Or…)
  • Maybe platonic marriage is tolerable between a guy and a girl

My head is spinning.

Not so many decades back, African Americans were judged ineligible for marriage due to hypersexuality. LGBT people are still frequently cast as sex-obsessed and promiscuous.

Today it is the chief law enforcement officers of a dozen state governments obsessed with sex, throwing those who might not be under the bus.

After all, what could be worse for social order than a man and woman who marry out of affection, desire to form a household together, commitment to caring for each other's children, if it is ruined by lack of sex?

Their answer: It would be immeasurably worse that male or female business partners would certainly rush into committed platonic marriages, destroying sexy straight couples everywhere.

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Watch: Stephen Colbert’s Plans to Destroy Same-Sex Marriage

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Stephen Colbert weighs in on the Prop 8 ruling, with a plan to destroy same-sex marriages.

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP

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