For two men to have anal sex with each other, a certain routine of cleansing must take place. Perhaps, during your first sexual encounter, neither you nor your partner realized this. And then things got disgusting and you never, ever wanted to be a gay man again. And then you found out about cleaning one's bottom — and how it's an activity that's best silently acknowledged, but never spoken about, because: ew. Take it away, Davey.