Worst reality TV show ever


There are only two things you need to know about this new TV show on TLC, which airs tonight at 8 p.m.:

1. The picture above.

2. The title: The Man with the 132 lb. Scrotum.

Honey Boo-Boo, we never thought you’d be the classiest thing on TLC. We were wrong.

—  Arnold Wayne Jones

Honey Boo Boo comes out in favors of gays. In related news, I’m going straight

I don’t quite know how to feel now that Alana Thompson, the pageant pygmy on TLC’s execrable trash wallow Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, has shown herself to be supportive of gays. But I am considering abstinence just so I don’t seem to be happy with her “approval.” Here’s the link.

—  Arnold Wayne Jones