Worst reality TV show ever


There are only two things you need to know about this new TV show on TLC, which airs tonight at 8 p.m.:

1. The picture above.

2. The title: The Man with the 132 lb. Scrotum.

Honey Boo-Boo, we never thought you’d be the classiest thing on TLC. We were wrong.

—  Arnold Wayne Jones

Honey Boo Boo comes out in favors of gays. In related news, I’m going straight

I don’t quite know how to feel now that Alana Thompson, the pageant pygmy on TLC’s execrable trash wallow¬†Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, has shown herself to be supportive of gays. But I am considering abstinence just so I don’t seem to be happy with her “approval.” Here’s the link.

—  Arnold Wayne Jones