Tex’n the City: Item No. 3 — Hot bod
So, there’s clearly something in the water in good ol’ Cali. It’s like everyone has a perfect gym-body. I mean, what happened to the days when people used to go to the gym, hang out on the treadmill for to minutes, make a few rounds while pretending the machine you want to use is taken and instead of drinking the little plastic cone of water at the cooler, you toss it in your face to give off the appearance of sweat — you know, after pumping all that iron — then hitting up the local Dunkin Donuts conveniently four blocks away, afterwards, as a good workout treat.
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