Cooper Smith doesn’t really see himself as a Kardashian, even though he found himself on a Dallas Morning News list of “16 memorable Dallas couples” with not just one, but TWO Kardashians.
“I’m as shocked as anyone when I say this — the person on that list I’m most like is probably President Bush,” Smith said. “Or Kelly Clarkson, because she’s such a dork who rambles on and on like me.”
Smith and Koch have been together longer than all but two of the couples listed — the Bushes and the Joneses. Many of the straight couples shown have already split up.
Todd and Cooper Smith-Koch are the only gay couple named and are included for the attention they received for appearing in the J.C. Penney Father’s Day ad in 2012.
“If they only knew how unglamorous our life is,” Smith said.
Smith said he had no idea the Morning News was doing the piece.
Other couples on the list include Cowboys’ owner Jerry and Gene Jones, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber (he doesn’t live here, does he? We hope not), Sean Lowe — The Bachelor — and one of the 40 or more women he was simultaneously dating on the air, two Kardashians and their current Dallas boyfriends, Kelly Clarkson and her husband and Tony Romo and a variety of his girlfriends.
Smith described his glamorous life. He said mostly they do things like take the kids to school, feed them and put them to bed. He would have talked longer, but he had to run home to get the garbage disposal fixed. Now that’s how to really become a Valentine’s Day couple.