Video: Old lady explains anal sex, doesn’t know about Astroglide

I love it when elderly straight people presume to understand the mechanics of gay sex, and use weird biblicabiology (“anuses aren’t lubricated so weren’t meant to have anything inserted”) to justify homophobia. Enjoy how stupid this woman is:

—  Arnold Wayne Jones

Death: Stan Wisniewski

Stan Wisniewski, 51, of Dallas, died just prior to Thanksgiving 2010. A native of Pennsylvania and Ohio, he had lived in Dallas since 1985 and worked as a courier, clerked at Honda Mechanics and Sales, and warehoused at MJ Designs, finally settling into a seven-year career at Walgreen’s. Wisniewski was a generous giver who volunteered at Resource Center Dallas and at the center’s food pantry. He had a friendly and happy-go-lucky demeanor that brought him many friends who will miss him sorely.

This article appeared in the Dallas Voice print edition Feb. 18, 2011.

—  John Wright