Dallas “gay sex symbol” will be new “Bachelor”

To be honest, I’ve given up watching all reality shows except Drag Race, Project Runway and Top Chef, so the fact Dallas businessman (and, according to my friends at Instinct magazine, “gay sex symbol”) Sean Lowe was the hottie of the summer on The Bachelorette escaped me. But Lowe won over America’s heart, making the top 3 before being dumped; how, he gets to do the same to 23 girls in a row.

Starting in January, the local abs model will be The Bachelor, according to ABC. Hmmmm…. maybe I’ll start watching again.

—  Arnold Wayne Jones