RICK PERRY — YOU’D BETTER HOPE NO ONE AIMS AT YOU
“You have cocktail forks… and use them!” “You’d trade it all for a date with an ice skater.” These are just some of the assessments the Gaydar Gun can make when aimed at the people to detect the precise degree of their queerness (“No more guessing!” it promises) on the rainbow scale, from Rob Halford to Liberace’s poodles. A piece of novelty amusement, the Gaydar Gun is a great toy for parties, conversation starter while people watching and just a good source of bitchy comments. (You can even switch the sex of the target to make sure the shade you’re throwing is gender-appropriate.)
Retails online at GaydarGun.com and other sites for $30.