Honey Boo Boo comes out in favors of gays. In related news, I’m going straight

I don’t quite know how to feel now that Alana Thompson, the pageant pygmy on TLC’s execrable trash wallow¬†Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, has shown herself to be supportive of gays. But I am considering abstinence just so I don’t seem to be happy with her “approval.” Here’s the link.

—  Arnold Wayne Jones