WATCH: Former Miss USA says female TSA agent ‘molested’ her during patdown at DFW Airport

Former Miss USA Susie Castillo is in tears as she describes the incident in this video that was posted on YouTube last Thursday.

“I’m sure this woman was just doing her job, but she actually touched my vagina,” Castillo says. “I think that’s why I’m crying, that’s why I’m so emotional, because I’m already so upset that they’re making me choose to either get molested, because that’s what I feel like, or go through this machine that’s completely unhealthy and dangerous, and I don’t want to go through it, and here I am crying.

“I completely feel violated,” Castillo adds. “This woman, she touched my vagina four times, because she went up my leg, up both legs from behind, and then turned around and did it in the front. So that was my experience this morning at Dallas airport.”

—  John Wright

Headline of the month

Yikes! Unfortunate wording or a perverse sense of humor from this copy editor? Read the story here. (P.S.: To me, the addition of poison was superrfluous.)

—  Arnold Wayne Jones

Bill would protect gun-toting fetuses from prosecution in South Dakota

Rep. Phil Jensen

A bill to expand the definition of justifiable homicide was scheduled to be debated in the South Dakota House of Representatives today. The proposal is to allow murder if it happened while resisting an attempt to harm a fetus.

Supporters say the bill would prevent harm to the unborn, according to the Rapid City Journal. Unfortunately, harm will probably come to the born.

“This is a bill that will provide self-defense for the unborn child,” said Rep. Phil Jensen, the bill’s Republican sponsor.

Well, not really — not unless the fetus has a weapon or knows karate, since self-defense is when people protect themselves. Should a gun-toting fetus practice self-defense, chances are the mother would be severely injured, unless the fetus has learned to shoot directly out the vagina. Jensen didn’t say whether the bill includes finding new parents for the newly orphaned infant.

—  David Taffet

Reporter asks players if they’d go gay in exchange for Super Bowl ring at Media Day

In today’s Dallas Voice we have a Super Bowl-related story about homophobia in the NFL (image above). And while we didn’t make it to Super Bowl Media Day at Cowboys Stadium on Tuesday, it sounds like a reporter from 105.3 The Fan had the gay angle covered. According to Time magazine, the unidentified reporter from the Dallas radio station was going around asking players if they’d go gay in exchange for a Super Bowl ring:

But in a new media day low, a reporter from Dallas-area sports radio station, 105.3 The FAN, asked one Packer if he would turn gay if that would guarantee a Super Bowl victory for the team.

To confirm I heard this line of questioning correctly, I watched this reporter interview a Steelers player during Pittsburgh’s media session. First inquiry: “Who has the biggest wiener on the team?” She asked the player who his favorite celebrity was. When he told her it was Denzel Washington, she asked if he would “hook up” with Denzel in exchange for a Super Bowl ring.

It continued. She asked if he would “French kiss” his father for a million dollars, and implored him to “describe a vagina.”

And here’s a gay reaction to Time‘s report from Cyd Ziegler Jr. at OutSports.com: “I’m not sure why asking someone if they would have gay sex for a Super Bowl ring is so “low.” Heck, I’d have sex with Denzel Washington in exchange for a Super Bowl ring any day!”

—  John Wright