No kicking of zombie ass allowed in Graham

From left, Nurse Connie Lingus (Chaselyn Wade), preacher’s wife Janice Jeffress (Krystal Summers) and not-a-preacher’s wife Tipper Sommore (Jenna Skyy) take a terrifying ride.

Dallas filmmaker Israel Luna is working feverishly to put the finishing touches on his latest film, Kicking Zombie Ass For Jesus, which will premier Monday, Aug. 28, at The Texas Theatre, 231 W. Jefferson Blvd.

Show time is at 7:30 p.m., and fans of Israel’s films — old fans, new fans and fans yet-to-be — can expect to see many of their favorite LaLuna actors — Richard D. Curtin, Krystal Summers, Cassie Nova, Jenna Skyy, Willam Belli, Chaselyn Wade, Brad Pritchett and others —  in what Israel proudly describes as “incorporating the jittery, sloppy editing and outrageously violent and sometimes bizarre subject matter that places it in the category of a modern-day grindhouse film.”

Pastor Samuel Jeffress (Richard D, Curtin)

The premise of the movie is that a “miracle pill” intended to cure all the viral infectious diseases (like HIV) has instead turned everyone who took it into a zombie. And in one small Texas town, the only non-zombies left are a right-wing preacher, his crazy congregation and a group of LGBT folks, who now have to band together and try to overcome their own differences as they struggle to survive the zombie onslaught.

Who wouldn’t want to see THIS film? I mean, seriously, grindhouse zombies, Bible-thumpers and the gays (and lesbians and trans folk)?! Personally, I cannot wait. I am rounding up all my friends to be there on the 28th!

But apparently, some folks aren’t as excited as I am.

Israel and his cast and crew headed out to Graham, Texas to film a large portion of the movie. Graham, in case you didn’t know, is about two-and-a-half hours northwest of the DFW Metroplex. Graham is the county seat of Young County. It covers about 5.6 square miles and, as of last year, had a population of about 8,800 people.

According to Wikipedia, is the hometown of Rebecca Beale, who won the second season of the Kids Baking Championship, former Pantera bass player Rex Brown, NFL Hall of Famer Bob Lilly, PGA champ Bob Estes, former congressman Willliam D. McFarlane, Ronald Reagan’s national security advisor Robert McFarlane, 1952 track and field Olympic gold medalist Dean Smith, AND “Owen J. Baggett, the WWII B-24 Liberator crew member who on March 31, 1943 killed a Japanese pilot in his Zero aircraft while dangling from a parachute — the best shot by a .45-caliber M1911 pistol of ALL TIME.”

Zombie Adam

But what Graham is NOT, is interested in seeing the movie that Israel Luna shot there.

Now, Israel already knew that not everybody in Graham was happy to have his cast and crew there making this movie. While some of his own younger relatives had spread the word that Israel was looking for younger folks to serve as zombie extras, some of the teachers at the school were warning their students to steer clear of the movie folks. And, Israel said, one man who had talked to Richard Curtin about his kid (the town resident’s kid, not Richard’s) being a zombie extra, later went on Facebook to warn his fellow Graham residents that the cast and crew was full of homos and other perverts who were looking for children (apparently to recruit them to homosexuality or something).

But Israel had gotten help from Pam and Dave Scott, proprietors of the local Graham Drive-In Theater. And so he was looking forward to taking his finished film back to Graham, for a screening at the drive-in. But the Scotts turned him down:

“Hello Israel. Glad you are still producing film and working in the area. Unfortunately I do not think the movie you have produced will work in our area. We are a strong Baptist community and I think even the title of your  film would be offensive to many. In a small community I have to be careful about the product I put on screen. I wish you the best of luck with the new film and your future productions.
The Scott’s.”

Thankfully, the folks at the Texas Theatre aren’t so prudish. Or Baptist. Or whatever.

 

—  Tammye Nash

Indie, airy

Self-releases from Dallas’ Brandon Hilton, Laura Ainsworth, others show indies in a post-iTunes age

RICH LOPEZ  | Staff Writer
lopez@dallasvoice.com

Nocturnal
Brandon Hilton
Two and a half stars
Followers love him; others love to hate, but Dallas-born Brandon Hilton backs up his faux-lebrity with some surprises in his second CD, Nocturnal. Although it’s not a concept album, Hilton keeps a proper tone befitting the title. The songs are dark, sometimes seedy, keeping true to his vision.

“Heartbeat” and “Heartbreaker” are catchy enough not to skip. Recalling ’80s New Wave sound, he has the earnestness of a modern Limahl from Kajagoogoo. (An obscure reference, maybe, but trust me.)

The beat kicks in on “Shadow,” but is completely overproduced and Hilton’s delivery is uninspired. Yet the track is the liveliest and sticks out above many of the other 14 tracks. The same is true with “So Ready,” though he feels more present here. The song has a silliness hovering with lyrics like your kiss is like a total eclipse / taking over my body/ makes me feel so naughty.

Despite those higher moments, the album misses marks on production and writing. The title track should have more impact, but is a key example of how the rest plays out. Hilton straddles a line between singing and talking and comes off lazy. He seems like he’s trying to skate by rather than let loose.

“Photoshop Friendship” and “Glamour Zombie” have nice ideas behind them with content, but despite pseudo high-energy beats, the songs drone. Hilton needs to work on not just building  his songwriting, but painting the right picture musically to go with the words.

Production values are all but absent. What could have been a decent track, “Need Your Love,” suffers by putting Hilton’s voice slightly under the music levels. I don’t hear what he’s singing — a mistake that is really only forgivable on a debut.

Hilton has some ways to go before superstardom, but I am admittedly surprised by what he has in his back pocket in Nocturnal.

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ARIEL VIEW | Singer Ariel Aparacio drops an inspired collection of rocker tunes in his album ‘Aerials.’

Aerials
Ariel Aparicio
Three and a half stars
Recent OutMusic award winner Ariel Aparicio has opted to release Aerials on CD in August, following up positive response to his digital download album that dropped in March. A wise decision: Aerials wins with a lot of heart and clear talent and the more people know about it, the better.music-3

A minute-long intro immediately takes the listener on a ride as he ventures into the U2-ish “Love Left Bleeding.” Aparicio can rock but with beautiful sophistication — he’s not trying to blow our ears out. The attention to detail on the guitars here tickles them instead.

The gentleness in “Flowers” mixes a bit of Paul Simon and The Doors into his sound, but doesn’t suffer by losing to it. He brings in his own ethereal quality with his mysterious, raspy voice and floating backgrounds.

He displays his Latin roots on “Amor Sangrando” which isn’t his highest moment here. Although it doesn’t feel forced (“Look at me singing in Spanish!”), it’s ill-constructed. The music works, but his lyrics don’t seem to fit and as a closer, it plays as a gimmick.
But the album succeeds on many levels. Aerials isn’t just an album, it’s a book of songs that had me longing for the next track.

Keep it to Yourself
Laura Ainsworth
Three stars
Not so much queer as queer-based, Dallas’ Laura Ainsworth provides lush music-4material for any drag queen. Her jazzy cabaret collection in Keep it to Yourself is a little kooky at times, but a unique gem by the local cabaret performer.
The title track opens and immediately transports us to a posh dinner and dancing club with fancy-dressed women and men with cigars. Ainsworth and band play gorgeously together creating a charming, classic sound that would fit in any ’50s film with that club scene. I expected Rosemary Clooney or Bing Crosby to appear somewhere.
Props to producer Brian Piper and mixer Kent Stump for tying up package that gives due respect to Ainsworth’s voice while never faltering on the instruments, either. The horns are crisp and each drumbeat or guitar pluck is as obvious as it is subtle.
But Ainsworth is clearly the star. What she does with Johnny Mercer’s “Skylark” and Cole Porter’s “Love for Sale” is magic. She gets a little derailed with obvious tracks “La Vie En Rose” and “Personality,” but it lends to a whimsical charm rather than detracting from the overall feel.
With Ainsworth’s flair for the dramatic and a sexy, sultry voice, if I don’t hear any of these tracks in any of the umpteen pageants coming up, I may just have to do one myself.
Not.

Blue Songs
Hercules & Love Affair
Moshi Moshi
One star

IN A BLUE MOOD | Hercules and Love Affair fall big time with sophomore album ‘Blue Songs.’ Even queer singer and Bloc Party frontman Kele Okereke couldn’t save the day with his guest appearance.

The one signed band in this round-up, Hercules & Love Affair, not only dropped the ball with their second release Blue Songs, they weren’t even looking at it. Songs is such a disappointment compared to their impressive 2008 self-titled debut. This is a collection of dancey tracks intended for the dollar bin at used CD stores.

After the smash of “Blind,” with its muscular beat counterbalanced by Antony Hegarty’s delicate voice, my hopes were high for what H&LA’s mastermind Andy Butler would deliver here. But instead of going forward, he looked way back to all the wrong inspirations. The first single, “My House,” sounds like the bastard baby of LCD Soundsystem and Technotronic as told through the talent of a teenager. With dated samples music-5and rejected house beats, it’s simply sad.

Kim Ann Foxman’s vocals add nothing with a phoned-in performance of dullness. Even with guest vocals by Mark Pistel of Meat Beat Manifesto and gay singer Kele Okereke of Bloc Party, nothing is saved.

“Step Up” starts with a strong beat, but
Okereke’s usually sexy voice is lost on ridiculous lyrics and a repeated backing track. As if just pressing the play button, the song only frustrates.

This is repeated throughout the 14 tracks. The expired sound of Blue Songs brought nothing back from the glorious house music of a few decades back, but instead it just irks with its abundance of mediocrity.

This article appeared in the Dallas Voice print edition July 22, 2011.

—  Kevin Thomas

WATCH: Dallas singer Brandon Hilton releases ‘Glamour Zombie’

We’re waiting to see if Brandon Hilton can become the new Jeffree Star. Taking fashion and gender bending looks to similar levels, Hilton is working to push his Internet presence into a fame monster.It worked for Star who was recently signed to Akon’s label which is major.

In his newest single, “Glamour Zombie,” Hilton sings against a lot of blue glow stick light thingies. It’s a little dark, but you can see the white blonde hair and know it’s Hilton all the way.

—  Rich Lopez

Homobigot Sally Kern revives her ‘gays worse than terrorism’ zombie meme

The homo-hating, illegal pistol-packing bigot Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern (sallykern@okhouse.gov) is back and Evan Hurst of Truth Wins Out points us to this report —

Sally Kern made her infamous statement about homosexuality being worse than terrorism over two years ago. Now she is trying to explain what she meant! It’s not a matter of quality, but a matter of quantity, you see:

When you mention the name Sally Kern, most people think of the now-infamous speech she gave two years ago, declaring homosexuals more dangerous to America than terrorists. But that is the first of many misconceptions Kern says she wants to clear up.

“Here in America we’ve had what maybe three known real big terrorist attacks on our nation,” Kern said. “But every day our young people especially, all of us, but our young people especially are in a sense bombarded with the message that homosexuality is normal and natural.”

You can see video of Kern (and and her trans political opponent Brittany Novotny) here, as FOX 25 profiles the race for State House seat 84.

Related:

* Oklahoma: Homo-hating Sally Kern now turns to heterosexuals and divorce

* Sally Kern on Obama’s radical homo agenda (?!) and her Proclamation of Morality

* Bam Bam Barber and The Peter gab with Sally Kern

* Mike Signorile: The RNC Sally Kern Interview


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