Today at lunch a friend told me a news story from some years ago that had escaped my attention. An Oklahoma judge was convicted of using a penis pump while presiding on the bench. She encouraged me to Google the story, which I did. I found it quickly on USAToday.com.
Here’s the problem: Just below the photo of the judge on the left, where you’d usually expect to see the caption, is an icon and instruction if you want to see the photo better. It says this: “Enlarge.”
Funny, but if it had been that easy, the judge wouldn’t have needed the pump in the first place.