Because transgender people using the bathroom appropriate to their gender will be the death of us all, our brave governor, Greg Abbott, tweeted this piece of brilliance on his personal Twitter feed (@GregAbbott_Texas):

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He got one thing right: We do need to get this country back on track. And that means getting government out of our bedrooms, out of our bathrooms, and out of our underwear! Maybe a really great first step would be getting Greg Abbott out of the Governor’s Mansion, Dan Patrick out of the lieutenant governor’s office and Ken Paxton out of the attorney general’s office.