06 appletiniWe profile¬†Weslo’s Home-O-Erotic Cookbook in this week’s edition of Dallas Voice, so we thought it was a good time to share of the classic cocktail recipes you’ll find in it: The Appletini.

We all remember the forbidden fruit. It was pulled straight from the Tree of Knowledge. And after all them appletinis, we still haven’t made the best decisions. Either way, I say we toast! Here’s to the men who make stiuff drinks and here’s to the drinks that make men stiff … cheers.

2 oz. Absolut vodka

1 oz. apple brandy

1 oz apple juice

Apple slices

Making it: Mix all ingredients into a shaker with crushed ice. Shake vigorously. Pour into a martini glass using a strainer. Garnish with thinly sliced green apples. Get turnt bitch!