Saturday was miserably rainy, but the sun — and the bidders — showed up on Sunday at Woody’s. That’s where the Dallas Diablos held their annual bachelor auction, as about a dozen men took to the stage while hosts Dean Driver and Suzy Solis rounded up folks to bid on members of Dallas’ gay rugby team.

The packages offered — and we mean the prizes that accompanied the bachelors (though we mean the other, too) — were pretty astounding, from Blu-ray players and massages to travel and crystal and tons of other things. The Diables ended up raising $13,000, with $1,100 the top bid on one bachelor. In addition, the 50-50 raffle netted $900, with the winner donating his half back to the club. It makes all the broken bones and abrasions worth it.