Tom Head

And you thought Todd Akin was crazy …

Lubbock County Judge Tom Head, a Republican who chairs the county’s Commissioners Court, says the county needs to increase its property tax rate by 1.7 cents in the next fiscal year  — partly so the sheriff’s department is prepared to battle the U.N. troops who will undoubtedly invade the county if President Barack Obama is re-elected. From Fox 34 in Lubbock:

Head said he and the county must be prepared for many contingencies, one that he particularly fears, is if President Obama is reelected.

“He’s going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the UN, and what is going to happen when that happens?,” Head asked.

“I’m thinking the worst. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. And we’re not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we’re talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy.

“Now what’s going to happen if we do that, if the public decides to do that? He’s going to send in U.N. troops. I don’t want ’em in Lubbock County. OK. So I’m going to stand in front of their armored personnel carrier and say ‘you’re not coming in here’.

“And the sheriff, I’ve already asked him, I said ‘you gonna back me’ he said, ‘yeah, I’ll back you’. Well, I don’t want a bunch of rookies back there. I want trained, equipped, seasoned veteran officers to back me.”

Only in Texas, folks. Only in Texas.

Watch Fox 34’s interview with Head below.