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This could either be the most painful event, or the most fun. The Second Annual Take One For the Team paddling auction is tonight. You don’t bid on your favorite paddle, but you do get your chance to swat one of the ilume DragOns softball team. They probably have firm rumps, so it shouldn’t hurt too much. A raffle and show will help soothe some of the pain.

DEETS: Dallas Eagle, 5740 Maple Ave. 8 p.m.