An observant Grindr enthusiast (I’m sure he only reads it for the articles) near the capitol in Austin noticed a familiar face on Grindr and shared this pics with Houstini:

Being the red-blooded Texas male that he is our friend, of course, chatted up the most powerful man in the state:

I salute the anonymous satirist who’s perpetrating what I can only assume is performance art. It takes a lot of ingenuity to turn the worlds most powerful hook-up tool towards political commentary. One thought though: considering that the governor drives a Mercedes-Benz, are you sure you picked the most apropos name?