By Jack Fertigstarvoice


Mitt Romney turns 65 on Monday. The politician just won six of ten states on Super Tuesday. However, he still struggles to break away from the pack to snag the Presidential nomination on the Republican ticket. Romney has been so inconsistent on gay rights, the HRC released “Mitt ‘n Match” on its website showcasing Romney’s flip-flop tendencies on LGBT issues.



Pluto in Capricorn, Mars in Virgo and Venus conjoining Jupiter in Taurus are all making a “grand trine,” offering everyone vast creative power and the ability to make deep changes. Or you could wallow in your comfort zone and indulge in wild hedonistic pleasures. With careful planning you could do both.


PISCES  Feb 19-Mar 19
No relationship is perfect and it’s too easy to find fault. Being or finding a partner is all about trying to be a better person. When discussing problems be gentle on yourself and your darling.

ARIES  Mar 20-Apr 19
Take a critical look at your habits and make revisions. Be helpful to others, but get your own work done first. Reconsider your long-range goals. A radical shift offers lucrative opportunities

TAURUS  Apr 20-May 20
If you can act free of resentment, fear and anger the big risks will pay off for you. If those three problems are in the way, challenge yourself to understand why and to let go.

GEMINI  May 21-Jun 20
Your brain is going on strike so rely on your heart. Connect with people you love, and yourself. An adult is someone who takes responsibility and has stopped blaming his or her parents.

CANCER  Jun 21-Jul 22
You can’t un-say what’s been said. Apologies do wonders for your relationships, personal and social. You don’t need to beat yourself up. We all have room for improvement.

LEO  Jul 23-Aug 22
Being super sexy is a distraction. Redirect your irresistibility to making important career connections. Taking on hard work and challenge is your strong suit. Work in modesty and you’ll go far.

VIRGO  Aug 23-Sep 22
Erotic explorations have less than thrilling results but offer the benefit of experience. The next few weeks are for rethinking your relationships, but beware of making hasty changes.

LIBRA  Sep 23-Oct 22
Easy answers to spiritual questions shouldn’t be trusted. It’s too easy to fall into dogmas. Keep digging to see where and how those feelings got so deeply entrenched.

SCORPIO  Oct 23-Nov 21
Be mature enough to keep principals above interpersonal tiffs and your own bruised ego and feelings. Being nice might be work, but it will pay off.

SAGITTARIUS  Nov 22-Dec 20
Beating the boss in a battle could cost you the war. With a little self-effacing modesty and a lot of hard work you could win him or her over and gain a powerful ally.

CAPRICORN  Dec 21-Jan 19
It feels like you can barely keep up with the treadmill, but you got the power. Still, what to do with it? Your best clue: Ask your 9-year-old self what you really want to be when you grow up.

AQUARIUS  Jan 20-Feb 18
Bureaucratic snafus get expensive. A bad case of foot-in-mouth is headed your way. Not only is quiet mediation a safe retreat, but it should offer profound, even transformative insights.

Jack Fertig can be reached at 415-864-8302 or

This article appeared in the Dallas Voice print edition March 9, 2012.