Just don’t be that stumbling guy

When the Cedar Springs Merchants Association announced the Bottomless Wine and Wine Cooler Walk tonight, our ears pricked up. Our first thought was, ‘they still make wine coolers?’ and then when we heard that four-letter word “free,” we stopped asking questions. Just buy a specially etched wine glass and hit up all the free grape. Of course, it’s First Wednesday so that means sales and specials throughout the walk.

DEETS: Cedar Springs and Throckmorton. 6 p.m. ShopCedarSprings.com.