So, earlier today we posted a video of Mario Lopez streaking around in a Speedo.

Well, David Beckham will not be outdone.

The swoonable soccer star, who released a line of underwear at H&M last year (it became an instant hit) has a new video out — or, as the promotional materials characterize it, “short film,” which sounds nicer than “commercial” — directed by Madonna’s ex, Guy Ritchie. Although this is a movie starring a straight man, made by a straight man, it’s pretty sexy — especially where Beckham tugs at his briefs while dashing through the Hollywood Hills.

Check out the full commercial (pardon me — short film) below.