CW33’s Doug Magditch ditched me (get it?) this week for The Advocate. That’s OK, it’s hardly the first time, and after all I did cheat on him recently with WFAA. But no, he says it was only because of the holidays, and we’re gonna get back together next week. Should I believe him? Maybe if I post “The Gay Agenda” anyway he’ll come crawling back. Is this getting creepy yet? Watch it after the jump.