Margaret and Bristol: Will they face off on DWTS?

Margaret Cho, left, and Bristol Palin

I am not a “Dancing With the Stars” fan. I never really even know who is on the show, much less care who wins. But I may have to change that when the new season starts.

According to Kristin Dos Santos at, Bristol Palin — daughter of moose killer and former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, and baby mama to Levi Johnston — and Margaret “Practically A Gay Man” Cho are both going to be DWTS competitors this time around.

Now, I have no idea whether either one of them can dance. They may well have four left feet between them, and it might be the only beats either of them can hit are the ones they accidentally bump into while stumbling around the dance floor. Or they may both absolutely excellent dancers. Truth is, I don’t care about the dancing.

What I am sure of is that if it ever comes down to a battle of wits, Margaret Cho will be the hands-down winner. And that is the one battle I would love to see!

Oh, and Jennifer Grey of “Dirty Dancing” fame, will be competing, along with basketball player Rick Fox, singer Michael Bolton, Audrina Patridge of “The Hills,” The Situation of “Jersey Shore,” David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff, singer Brandy and Florence “Carol Brady” Henderson.

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Levi may yet become a Palin; Griffin responds

It looks like Levi Johnston may marry his baby mama after all. Us magazine reports Johnston and Bristol Palin have reconciled and are engaged. They have a 1-year-old son together. Palin’s mother, of course, is Sarah, the evil, ignorant liar who wanted to be vice president but couldn’t even finish her term as governor of the most sparsely populated state in the union. I’d pay to be at that Thanksgiving dinner.

Anyway, Kathy Griffin has often joked about Levi being her lover (they are friends), so she’s reacting to the news as only she can. I am personally a big fan of the ending.

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