New druggies picked for ‘Celeb Rehab’

Someone needs to create a series called Non-Celebrity Obsessive Rehab with Dr. Drew so my friend Elaine Liner can be on it — she hearts the silver fox shrink. A lot. Instead, she’ll have to make do watching the latest installment of the Celebrity Rehab series. VH1 announced today those who will be appearing on this fourth cycle, which includes Jeremy London (he who claims to have been kidnapped and forced drugs), Janice Dickinson (the crazy, bisexual, self-descibed “first supermodel” — she apparently never heard of Suzy Parker — or, for that matter, Cheryl Tiegs or Twiggy), and former teen idol Leif Garrett. Can’t wait to see those train wrecks.

—  Arnold Wayne Jones

Gay shrink Dr. Sophy at book-signing tonight

If you’re a fan of “Celebrity Rehab” — or just like listening to/staring at silver fox Drew Pinsky — you might be familiar with his cohort, Dr. Charles Sophy. The gay L.A.-based psychiatrist has been on Dr. Drew’s shows, as well as on news programs with fellow silver fox Anderson Cooper.

Sophy will be at the Noble Jewelry store in Highland Park Village tonight from 6 to 8, signing his new book about mother-daughter relationships.

Dr.Sophy

—  Arnold Wayne Jones