Why you should never cheat on someone who has nude pics of you if you’re a Dallas Cowboy

Tight end Martellus Bennett reportedly did just that, and the “scorned female” is said to have retaliated by releasing the pics, which have now turned up on several blogs including MediaTakeout.com and DEADSPIN. We haven’t been able to find one without the red star, but we assure you we’re covering this because it’s local and not because it’s an excuse to post nude pics. Here’s our question, though: Why wouldn’t they use the Cowboys star?

—  John Wright